Necromancer G Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles. Wesley Ruggles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. - Swami X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer G Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Any time you’ve got nothing to do—and lots of time to do it—come on up. Mae West Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LHammonds Posted September 22, 2008 Author Share Posted September 22, 2008 Please keep to the topic which is "Awesome Quotes" not "every sex-related quote you can find" ;) LHammonds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humanbean234 Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 In the "Famous Last Words" department... Conrad Hilton was born in San Antonio, New Mexico, and began his career by renting out rooms in his adobe home. He took a job as a local bank cashier and was so successful that he soon purchased a bank of his own. He assumed control of a small hotel in Cisco, Texas in 1919 and over the next sixty years built an international hospitality empire. On his deathbed just before he died, Hilton was asked if he had any last words of wisdom for the world. "Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub."-----Hilton, Conrad N. (1887-1979) (Now, if only his idiot descendant, Paris, could produce such gems of wisdom...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer G Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Patience is the Companion of Wisdom. Saint Augustine OT> Sorry about all the sex related quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesto Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 re: sex quotes- Awwww, I was just starting to take notes! 'Woooo...!': every cartoon character who ever ran through this Site. Groucho on his 90th: 'If Id known I was going to live so long, I would have taken better care of myself.' (a particular favourite of mine. )Groucho: 'Id never belong to a club that would have me as a member.' Bob Newhart: ' Okay, then. You're a disgrace to your underwear!'. Walter, in The Big Lebowski: ' No, that's Nazism, Donny. Say what you like about National Socialism, but at least it had a credo.' ( may have got that slightly wrong; have only watched it 20 or 40 times. ) Leo Bloom, in The Producers: 'Im wet! And Im still hysterical!' Lisnpuppy: 'Retardo Montalban!' Me, as a Philosophy of Life : 'Nobody gets out of life alive.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state. Being in love shows a person who he should be. --Anton Chekhov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesto Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state. Being in love shows a person who he should be. --Anton Chekhovamen : me, just now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humanbean234 Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Just stumbled across this one on the web... “The law in its majestic equality forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.” — Anatole France (16 April 1844—12 October 1924)-----Winner of the 1921 Nobel Prize for Literature .....and my personal favorite of the day.... "When I hear a statement like that coming from a woman candidate with any kind of perceived whine about that excess criticism, or maybe a sharper microscope put on her, I think, 'Man, that doesn't do us any good, women in politics, or women in general, trying to progress this country."-----US Vice-Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, Spring 2008 (Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...1203225_pf.html ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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