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Death Of Fargoth

Drakin StormHeart

By Drakin StormHeart
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If you were in a ring with Fargoth and it was a fight to the death how would you kill him??  

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  1. 1. If you were in a ring with Fargoth and it was a fight to the death how would you kill him??

    • 1. Slap him in the face.
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    • 2. Beat him to death with his own shoes.
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    • 3. Rip off his left arm and destroy him with it.
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    • 4. Kill him assasin style, With a dadric Longbow at 2 KM.
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    • 5. Unleash Golden Saint, after Golden Saint on him.
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    • 6. Use some Uba magig and see him fall befor your mighty self.
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    • 7. Pound him into the ground with the Hammer you find in Mournhold Artifact Museam and peel the reminants of his body from the hammer and discard it like you would any other rubish.
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    • 8. Paralize him and leave him there to Starve to death.
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    • 9. Stab him with an old food spioled wodden spoon.
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    • 10. Bore him to death with one of his own anicdotes.
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wow lol its amazing how so much hatred has grown from one little bosmer who u only talk 2 once in the entire game :P and he isnt even real! xD
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ok first i would kill a scamp and skin it, then sneak up on fargoth and cast "you can only talk in scamp tongues" then knock him out and dress him up in scamp skin. then i would put him on a leash and travel around to different town with my "traveling, dancing scamp" show at which point he would perform various humiliating, sexually explicit tasks for the townsfolk. at the end of his career i would hike up to a daedric ruin and beat him senseless. when he wakes up he stinks of Ogrim Titan love and then later dies while giving birth to an Ogrim....the ogrim lives by-the-way.

 

someone should make fargoth a total badass and mod it. like tel fyr badass

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ok first i would kill a scamp and skin it, then sneak up on fargoth and cast "you can only talk in scamp tongues" then knock him out and dress him up in scamp skin. then i would put him on a leash and travel around to different town with my "traveling, dancing scamp" show at which point he would perform various humiliating, sexually explicit tasks for the townsfolk. at the end of his career i would hike up to a daedric ruin and beat him senseless. when he wakes up he stinks of Ogrim Titan love and then later dies while giving birth to an Ogrim....the ogrim lives by-the-way.

wow, how long have you been thinking about this one? lol :lol:

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