Ban for Fun

[RedHeadAngel]

I ban @Drakefell01 for eating dinner.

[Pagafyr]

I ban @Drakefell01 now because he likely has finished eating.   Now I could pose for a selfie I (sup)pose, but that isn't what I realize he meant when he mistyped and wrote posing instead of posting.

I ban @RedHeadAngel for banning whatever caused the game to falter leaving her helplessly in need of her usual fix from getting to play Skyrim.

Spoiler

I had a friend call me to help him get a good new monitor.   I would have asked him what was wrong with the monitor he had, but it didn't occur to me to even think about it.  I just supposed he wanted to get a better monitor.

He arrived in his car and we went to the store where I found searched Online and a computer monitor in his price range.  It was a lot better than his old one.  He was paying for my services which included getting his new monitor set up.

I helped carry the new monitor into his house to the game room.   I saw his old monitor on the floor near the door.   I figured he would want me to take it.  Maybe I could have it to upgrade my old monitor.   I looked at it.  What happened to your monitor?

I threw my mouse at it.

Why?

I was playing Skyrim and got killed twice.

Ah... What happened?

The video froze when I left clicked to use my weapon.  I didn't Save the game for nearly an hour.   When I finally got to that part and was ready to fight, I left clicked and the video froze again.  I got killed again.   I planned to make a Save.  But then I spent another hour playing.  While I was playing I was having so much fun I forgot to Save, again.  I was so mad because the mouse seemed to be the problem.  Because I hadn't Saved the game again I went mad.  The mouse seemed to be the reason so I threw it in anger.

Wow!  You threw it so hard you broke the monitor's screen so it isn't repairable. 

Now he always saves the game twice, ever ten or twenty minutes, because one time when he started the game the next day it froze, locked up.  He called and asked if I wouldn't mind helping him with the problem.  I got to his game room.  I loaded the game fresh.  I just clicked play like we all do.

It locked up the video froze.   I waited for ten seconds.  No report message telling me anything.  Nothing.  I shut down his computer and rebooted it.   When the game was ready to play I clicked on Load instead of Play.   I looked at the Saves he had.  The last Save was only a minute from another Save.  I asked him why he saved it so soon.  j

Got a call on the phone after I Saved so I Saved it, again, so I could take the call.

I clicked on the earlier Save.  Just the one before his last one when he got the call.  The game launched successfully.

I haven't heard from him in a long time.  I know he's playing right now.   Because he's learned to Save the game, but now he Saves after a moment or two.   because of earlier save having one less mod in it.  I got a call when he tried started with a previous Save when I showed him that trick.

He restarts the game from the previous Save by loading the game with it instead of pressing Play.

 

[Drakefell01]

HA HA I ban Pagafyr for pointing out the key I must have not hit good enough... and I ban you all for switching pages overnight... I nearly dropped my sandwich after seeing it.

[Pagafyr]

I ban @Drakefell01 for reading posts and reacting by tapping the keyboard with one hand so he almost dropped his sandwich.

[Drakefell01]

I ban Pagafyr because Hey, I just got back from a run and lunch and saw all this madness in the chat.

[Pagafyr]

I ban @Drakefell01 for a bit of copying my lifestyle of running for a mile and half.

My fantasies aren't half bad, so I will let you in on the latest.

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I like jumping up upon low rock walls too, dodging tree trunks, rousing gross and their hens, causing the local foxes to peek from their dens as I pass by winking at them, and diving off a cliff into the water below to swim a mile to get back to the docks where the local boatman awaits to take me to the Yacht where I can shower, shave, and dress before breakfast.  Then go to the dock to be carried by boat to the banks of the town outside the city.   Go to the garage, get into my Porsche 911 GT3, and drive to the club.

While there among members I prefer a Randy Cigar with a Snifter of Bourbon.  After our meeting I'll go to lunch with the wife and show her a good time.  Then take her shopping at her favorite shops, until she gets to the dress shop. 

We'll have a good time as she sports showing off cloths for tennis, another outfit for the ladies club dinner, and a dress for our evening at the Opera, another for the movie and dance after.  Building up a crescendo riding in the skiff out to the Yacht one last time before it's new owners arrive.  You might wonder how she manages to adjust for each set until we go to the Yacht.  It's really simple; we own the place and our Penthouse is at the top.

We'll explore the cabin with Ostrich feathers as a tantalizing evening laughing until we're exhausted.  I'll get dress in my captain uniform and we'll go aboard the Skiff where our old Yacht belongings are loaded, up.  On the way to the new Yacht I'll give her warm hug and long kiss.  Then it's heave ho down the plank, dropping her off at the Spa at Bath on the way, and going to the shore lift to park the skiff and have it scraped of barnacles.  Then to the new Yacht to supervise as it is fitted for our trip around the fabulous Rivera of Italy.

A two week jaunt until I have to return to teaching people the first course of the art of becoming freed from the dusty old cubicle's and computers.  My associate teacher Mr. Musk called after all our friendly patting on the ears, we lingered only long enough for him to mention how his class has grown today.  I was glad to that it has and mine too gets more student's with each group.  They last all they way to his course now, which might be since they learned his son was none other than E....

Enjoy your next jaunt while I go back to dreamland fantasy about another life where my real life lures me to go swimming in the Olympic pool filled with golden Champagne, with all the lovely ladies around as I flash my bright white teeth in a smile of approval of their attire.

My next class is nine hours away.  Do you know where to get signed on?  Oh, of course not.  You decided to move to England.

Woo Hoo!  I can wait to get back to that dream life!

[Oblivionaddicted]

I ban you because I will go in the cinema tonight.

[Drakefell01]

I Ban Pagafyr because I only run a short maybe 2 km distance to the river and back to Rachel's place. 

[RedHeadAngel]

I ban my coworker for giving me the flu.

[Pagafyr]

I ban @RedHeadAngel's coworker too; for giving her the flu.

Are you ticklish?  Time to break out the medical book that describes the Ostrich Feather method to help you laugh it up until the flu is gone.  Watch comedies to keep you jovial if know one is around to use the Ostrich Feather on you.

Spoiler

Best use of Ostrich Feathers is to tickle the flu out of you.  Must have a Laughing mask on for the flu so when you laugh all the flu virus and gooey ooze will get caught in the bag on the end of the mask and no one else will get sick from the flu.