Ban for Fun

[Pagafyr]

I ban @Drakefell01 for reading posts and reacting by tapping the keyboard with one hand so he almost dropped his sandwich.

[Drakefell01]

I ban Pagafyr because Hey, I just got back from a run and lunch and saw all this madness in the chat.

[Pagafyr]

I ban @Drakefell01 for a bit of copying my lifestyle of running for a mile and half.

My fantasies aren't half bad, so I will let you in on the latest.

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I like jumping up upon low rock walls too, dodging tree trunks, rousing gross and their hens, causing the local foxes to peek from their dens as I pass by winking at them, and diving off a cliff into the water below to swim a mile to get back to the docks where the local boatman awaits to take me to the Yacht where I can shower, shave, and dress before breakfast.  Then go to the dock to be carried by boat to the banks of the town outside the city.   Go to the garage, get into my Porsche 911 GT3, and drive to the club.

While there among members I prefer a Randy Cigar with a Snifter of Bourbon.  After our meeting I'll go to lunch with the wife and show her a good time.  Then take her shopping at her favorite shops, until she gets to the dress shop. 

We'll have a good time as she sports showing off cloths for tennis, another outfit for the ladies club dinner, and a dress for our evening at the Opera, another for the movie and dance after.  Building up a crescendo riding in the skiff out to the Yacht one last time before it's new owners arrive.  You might wonder how she manages to adjust for each set until we go to the Yacht.  It's really simple; we own the place and our Penthouse is at the top.

We'll explore the cabin with Ostrich feathers as a tantalizing evening laughing until we're exhausted.  I'll get dress in my captain uniform and we'll go aboard the Skiff where our old Yacht belongings are loaded, up.  On the way to the new Yacht I'll give her warm hug and long kiss.  Then it's heave ho down the plank, dropping her off at the Spa at Bath on the way, and going to the shore lift to park the skiff and have it scraped of barnacles.  Then to the new Yacht to supervise as it is fitted for our trip around the fabulous Rivera of Italy.

A two week jaunt until I have to return to teaching people the first course of the art of becoming freed from the dusty old cubicle's and computers.  My associate teacher Mr. Musk called after all our friendly patting on the ears, we lingered only long enough for him to mention how his class has grown today.  I was glad to that it has and mine too gets more student's with each group.  They last all they way to his course now, which might be since they learned his son was none other than E....

Enjoy your next jaunt while I go back to dreamland fantasy about another life where my real life lures me to go swimming in the Olympic pool filled with golden Champagne, with all the lovely ladies around as I flash my bright white teeth in a smile of approval of their attire.

My next class is nine hours away.  Do you know where to get signed on?  Oh, of course not.  You decided to move to England.

Woo Hoo!  I can wait to get back to that dream life!

[Oblivionaddicted]

I ban you because I will go in the cinema tonight.

[Drakefell01]

I Ban Pagafyr because I only run a short maybe 2 km distance to the river and back to Rachel's place. 

[RedHeadAngel]

I ban my coworker for giving me the flu.

[Pagafyr]

I ban @RedHeadAngel's coworker too; for giving her the flu.

Are you ticklish?  Time to break out the medical book that describes the Ostrich Feather method to help you laugh it up until the flu is gone.  Watch comedies to keep you jovial if know one is around to use the Ostrich Feather on you.

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Best use of Ostrich Feathers is to tickle the flu out of you.  Must have a Laughing mask on for the flu so when you laugh all the flu virus and gooey ooze will get caught in the bag on the end of the mask and no one else will get sick from the flu.

 

[Pagafyr]

17 hours ago, Drakefell01 said:

I Ban Pagafyr because I only run a short maybe 2 km distance to the river and back to Rachel's place. 

I ban @Drakefell01 for sharing that his run is maybe a 2 km. 

I run to keep up my stamina in case I need to out run wild animals.  Because an occasional Bear, Horned Deer which will gore a person if they are close.  Too close for comfort.  Even on one occasion a mountain lion visited a house in the city, on the outskirts thankfully, and was in a tree in the yard of some people among the many houses there.  A three year daughter was playing in the fenced back yard.  Fortunately the fauna wasn't hungry.  She saw it and went in the house to tell her parents there was a big kitty in the tree.  No one was harmed.

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Since I know not for sure where he lives... So at this time I might suggest he do another mile in the evening, do some exercises to tone his body.  Just in case he is in Canada still, and he might need to out run an enraged Cedar tree. 

 

[Drakefell01]

It's getting late but it is a good time for a Ban... I ban Pagafyr because I have not heard anything about dangerous animals he entire time I have been in england... a touch odd compared to being used to at least 3 mountain lion sightings a year at my old place.

[Pagafyr]

I ban @Drakefell01 because I know nothing from personal experience about life outside the lower 48 states of the USA.  Seems everyone I ever heard tell about being from other countries do a lot of traveling around the old countries.  Is that true?  Anyone who would talk to me about the old country always left me feeling kept out of some of life's habit of becoming world travelers!

I find it sad how George (whatever his real name is) has become focused on disclosing his new station and the girl friend.  Did she come with a dowry as part of your engagement?  I remember some of what I was told about merry ol' England's people.  Is it true men vie for the hand of maidens there to earn their love and their dowry.  So the males literally become her families business partner; when they win her hand in marriage?