The_Vyper Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Granted, it no longer exists anywhere in any universe. I wish I didn't have ADHD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Granted. You now have paranoid delusions instead -- or at least, that's what they want you to think! I wish my old dumbphone was less dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 (edited) Granted, it's so intelligent it takes over your entire life. You are now the slave to Lord Dumbphone! I wish I wasn't covered in melted cheese... Edited March 9, 2014 by The_Vyper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Granted, the human rats ate you I wish that I had fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Granted, but it was a sloth's version of fun, so all you do is sleep. I wish I had another of those chicken sandwiches I just ate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalachiDelacot Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Wish granted....you barf the sandwich up into your mouthEnjoyI wish I could type here in invisible text Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Granted, the moderators get suspicious of your empty posts and ban you for spamming. I wish my assignments for university were more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Granted, it was finding protein stuctures and spending six hours to make it work I wish for some chips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 (Whaaa? That's the opposite of interesting! :tongue:) Granted, you get chips in your computer screen. I wish I didn't have to get up at 7 o'clock tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Granted, you had to get up at 4 o'clock instead. I wish that helicopter would stop buzzing the neighborhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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