Corrupt a Wish(game)

[MalachiDelacot]

Wish granted but um...um...I wish I knew what you were talking about

[brokenergy]

Granted but it blew your brains out

 

I wish I didn't have this cold

[Keanumoreira]

Wish granted, hope you love Malaria!

 

I wish the tree in my front yard would regrow.

[Omeletter]

Wish granted, but it was so big, it completely covered your house from sunlight.

 

I wish I could wake up and survive.

[VesemirTheWitcher]

you survived to see every other man die Violently, then got killed yourself. >:P

 

i wish for infinite wishes (what aladdin should have wished for).

[Keanumoreira]

Wish granted, but you become so frustrated with something and yell out "I wish I were dead" to ease your stress, and it comes true.

 

I wish I was the supreme overlord of the world.

[slygothmog]

Granted, you are now supreme overlord of Mars ( you didn't say wich world :biggrin: )

 

I wish i could ice skate

[VesemirTheWitcher]

granted. with great power comes great responsibility. you get crushed under the weight of your responsibilities and get addicted to drugs and shoot yourself eventually.

 

i wish corlan posted something here.

[Keanumoreira]

Wish granted, but he didn't feel like it so he sent me instead.

 

I wish I could talk to animals.

[VesemirTheWitcher]

HEY! YOU DIDNT GRANT MY WISH AT ALL!

 

granted, you accidentally invite a bear to dinner, which dines upon you instead.