Corrupt a Wish(game)

[The_Vyper]

Granted, but the freeway is only usable for one day each year, you have to reserve time on it at least a year in advance, and all slots are currently reserved for the next 42 years.

 

I wish I could bend time & space so I could travel instantly to any destination I chose.

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. Unfortunately, you are unable to unbend them afterword, and the resulting permanent spatial distortions wreak havok with the universe.

 

I wish my previous post hadn't crossed with brokenergy's post.

[brokenergy]

Granted, you ended up being taken by the internet monsters

 

I wish for some corn

[billyro]

Granted, it popped. Hooray?

 

 

I wish uni started an hour later, so I could sleep in more.

[The_Vyper]

Granted, but now your university is thought of as "lazy", their funding is cut drastically, they're given equipment that is so outdated it should be in a museum, the professors don't know anything about the subjects they're supposed to teach, the students learn nothing, and graduates are considered a joke by the professional world and never allowed to work in their desired fields. But at least you're well-rested.

 

I wish mother nature would stop going through menopause.

[MalachiDelacot]

Granted, now she's reverted back to puberty. Well, we're in trouble;

having to deal with that again, and the monthly cycles, and finally back to menopause.

I wish I had thought of The_Vyper's line: "I wish mother nature would stop going through menopause."

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. But you completely forgot it the instant you clicked in the Reply box.

 

I wish I had $100,000,000 in a normal, non-deflated currency.

[brokenergy]

Granted, but you got arrested for theft

 

I wish to have people to play board games with

[billyro]

Granted, but they're both deaf and blind.

 

I wish I could submit assignments from my own computer.

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. Unfortunately, their remote connections for that are slower than dial-up, to the point where it's actually faster to put the assignments on removable media and bring them in yourself.

 

I wish my cat was a bit younger and more active. (He's still as nice as ever, but he's 17 and showing his age.)

Edited April 8, 2014 by AaronOfMpls