Weird and Wonderful Ideas

[Keanumoreira]

I used to believe that a wizard lived in my toilet, does that count? Could find no other explanation as a tot for how water could disappear. :tongue:

[Maharg67]

I used to think babies got born the same way we go to the toilet to have 'number twos'. Well, to a very young child it made sense!

[SilverDNA]

I was told by adults, at the age of 4, that women have 2 sets of buttocks one set at the end of the back, (like all males) the other set on the chest.

I had my doubts on this thesis (Buttock feeding a baby sounded so awfully wrong), so I started looking for scientific evidence.

It took me 6 years and finding a real well hidden porn collection, of the same adult who told me this, till I got that really straight.

And the same adults told me never to lie to anybody at the age of 4 as well.

Hypocrites!

 

[Maharg67]

I grew up with out delivery hatches inside a house and when I saw them, as a child, in a kids' book I though the idea was wonderful. There was a row of delivery hatches that were opened every morning to have milk, bread and other things in them. What I did not realize was the there were also outside hatches and that somebody had to deliver the items. I thought they appeared magically every morning, free of charge. I was disappointed to learn the truth.

[DeadMansFist849]

Well, not so much a funny one as depressing but something along the lines of "Everyone bigger than you is trustworthy". Wow, did it ever suck when I found out that wasn't true.

[Vindekarr]

That you could start a broken engine by hitting it with a wrench. Boy, does that not work.

[tredmillion]

not so much a lie, but something that really resonated with me :)

 

when I was about 4+1 me mum told me that i should always smile at babies so that they grow up to be happy people :) ...ever since EVERYTIME I see a baby I always smile at them :D