World Conquerer?

[Maharg67]

I have been thinking about taking over the world after being inspired by watching 100 Pinky and the Brain cartoons in a row. Can you assist me in making plans or even deciding whether it is worth the effort or not.

 

While people are posting to this debate I will be busy perfecting my evil laugh and designing my world leader uniform which will be, of course, really spiffy!

[Dan3345]

I will only help if I am assured a high ranking role in this new regime.

[Maharg67]

Of course Dan3345, anything you like, and of course you can trust me. Hee hee hee (evil laugh that I have been practicing).

 

My first plan to take over the world is to turn all socks into 'odd socks' by changing one of each pair. This will cause mass panic and the hysteria will cause government and the economy to collapse. I will arise as the hero by returning all 'odded' socks to their original condition thus appearing as the perfect candidate as 'leader of the people'. I could could work! :rolleyes:

Edited November 27, 2012 by Maharg67

[Tidus44]

Too late....

 

I blackmailed a popular singer into singing songs that have subliminal messages in them. The songs are quite send money popular and I am gaining lots of money send money which I am using to build up an send money army and to gather the items I send money need to complete the rest of send money my plans. BY reading this post, you are now compelled send money to donate to my cause.

 

This involves purchasing hundreds of thousands of scissors and sharpening them to an extreme edge. I send the scissors wrapped in paper soaked in fissionable material and printed with "TRY ME! Best scissors in the World!" to every government leader, every government headquarters and every military base commander.

 

The person takes the scissors and cuts the paper thereby splitting an atom causing a huge explosion that wipes out an area of 12 square miles. With government devastated, military destroyed, my army walks in and takes over - BOOM, I'm leader of the world.

 

NARF!!!!

[Dan3345]

Too late....

 

I blackmailed a popular singer into singing songs that have subliminal messages in them. The songs are quite send money popular and I am gaining lots of money send money which I am using to build up an send money army and to gather the items I send money need to complete the rest of send money my plans. BY reading this post, you are now compelled send money to donate to my cause.

 

This involves purchasing hundreds of thousands of scissors and sharpening them to an extreme edge. I send the scissors wrapped in paper soaked in fissionable material and printed with "TRY ME! Best scissors in the World!" to every government leader, every government headquarters and every military base commander.

 

The person takes the scissors and cuts the paper thereby splitting an atom causing a huge explosion that wipes out an area of 12 square miles. With government devastated, military destroyed, my army walks in and takes over - BOOM, I'm leader of the world.

 

NARF!!!!

*opens checkbook*

 

Who do I make that out too?

[juderodney]

Too late....

 

I blackmailed a popular singer into singing songs that have subliminal messages in them. The songs are quite send money popular and I am gaining lots of money send money which I am using to build up an send money army and to gather the items I send money need to complete the rest of send money my plans. BY reading this post, you are now compelled send money to donate to my cause.

 

This involves purchasing hundreds of thousands of scissors and sharpening them to an extreme edge. I send the scissors wrapped in paper soaked in fissionable material and printed with "TRY ME! Best scissors in the World!" to every government leader, every government headquarters and every military base commander.

 

The person takes the scissors and cuts the paper thereby splitting an atom causing a huge explosion that wipes out an area of 12 square miles. With government devastated, military destroyed, my army walks in and takes over - BOOM, I'm leader of the world.

 

NARF!!!!

 

 

BRILLANT - wait... no,no... What if they use the paper for origami instead?

[Tidus44]

@Dan3345 - Just mark the envelope “KAOS” but make cheques and money orders out to “Keeping All Obedient Slaves” or my pseudonym, “Luke Warmwater”. Just drop it in any mail box; my minions will recover it from the DEAD letter office.

 

@juderodney - Good point, but Origami will not save the world. I will just imprint a cool Kirigami design on the paper.

[Maharg67]

A villain in the great show, Roger Ramjet and the American Eagles, had the right idea. He would destroy all the light bulbs inside refrigerators so that people would not be able to see what was there and would starve, weakening them and making them easier to conquer by a fiendish minded super villain, perhaps a mad professor.

 

I would strongly consider going with this idea!

[HeyYou]

A villain in the great show, Roger Ramjet and the American Eagles, had the right idea. He would destroy all the light bulbs inside refrigerators so that people would not be able to see what was there and would starve, weakening them and making them easier to conquer by a fiendish minded super villain, perhaps a mad professor.

 

I would strongly consider going with this idea!

 

Either that, or just give people free internet, so their minds will be numbed..... and easily led.

[Keanumoreira]

Not a good idea. Has never been achieved, and the means to do so would be enormous, surpassing the capabilities of anyone alive today. Even if you were to somehow succeed, you wouldn't stay on your throne for very long. Good luck holding it all together and staving off a pissed off world, lol. :ohdear: