Lemons! Deadiliest produce product I ever ate RAW.

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The corona virus reminds me of one of those balls with suction cups all around the outside that we could toss at any smooth surface and it would stick to it. :woot: ;D

Get to the store, go to the produce section, and buy Real Lemons that are yellow. No lemon flavored drinks.

REAL mouth puckering, face wrinkling, sour tasting, yellow colored skin covered Lemons.

Skin them and Eat them RAW. Ra Ra Zip PUCKER Ba gggh! :yucky: :pinch:

Or maybe you can do what I had to do. The most... :yucky: seriously, the most awful way I have ever had lemon juice. Warmed, but not too hot or it won't do what it does. Only warm the Lemon Juice enough to get it. OH GOD I CAN'T BARE TRYING TO SWALLOW JUST THINKING ABOUT IT! :yucky: No sugar or water added. It may win the day .

A gallon of warm water with one or two cups of real Lemon juice drank :yucky: a few times a day, :yucky: can cause rivers to flow fast and furious. Hot squeezed Lemon Juice tea can thin mucus so much it runs out of our nose like a dam broke. AND the Acidity. Don't get me started. Ok! OK! I'll tell!

And the Lemon Juice's acidity can make scum come unglued from walls in a fish tank that's been left uncleaned for so long the algae is eating the fish.

Lemon juice is so sour its flavor can make little tiny microscopic bugs gringe at the thought of having some humans breath blown in their face with the smell of fresh squeezed lemon juice. :pinch: :sick: It makes my tongue curl just thinking about it.

Lemon Juice is so sour if you drink a whole gallon of warm water with one or two cups of Lemon Juice in one day; by the end of the day your a%$ hole will stay puckered so you can whistle your countries national anthem from beginning to end in the pitch of high C.

DON'T ask me how I know this. You DON'T want to know!

Don't trust what I write??? I dare you to drink one 12 ounce glass of warm real fresh and sour squeezed lemon juice. Then follow it with a glass of 132 degees Fahrenheit water after you down all the lemon.

[TheGreatFalro]

Your post had me laughing so hard I started coughing! Thank you for sharing, and so sorry you had to go through that :laugh:

[Chadonraz]

Nothing wrong with lemons. Wouldn't eat a whole lemon, but a slice or two isn't bad. Sour, sure, but not too sour.

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Lemons are a great product.

 

If I could grow them in my yard I would have a grove of them. I am an old fuddy duddy and my childhood memories didn't leave me with allot of wisdom about what to do with lemons. When I was little I could watch other people watching me make faces when I ate a wedge of lemon while they stared down at me from way up high.

 

In all my years I have learned lemons have many good uses. A way to keep spiders and other insects out of the house is to spray lemon juice around window frames and sills, in cracks in the walls, around the door frames and overhead roof on the porch.

 

I'm testing out the secret uses of lemons people have posted over the years. I want to comprehend and feel the results myself while I learn if there is any truth to the claims made by old lemon growers that Lemons are a medicinal plant which works many MAGICAL wonders.

 

And how is easy it is to make Lemon Meringue pie too.