billyro Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 "I don't know who you are friend... but you've got about ten seconds to tell me what you're doing in my Bloodworks, before I lop your arms off." "You what? You want to be a combatant? Hahaha, look at you! My granny could beat you and she's dead!" "I heard that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?" "Ugh, spellcasters. That's what this one is. Just get in there, and stab her a few times. That'll teach her." "There are a few things scarier than an orc with an axe, but you didn't even flinch!" "She's dear to me, so if you wrong her in any way, I'll rip your damn liver out." "You hit that orc so hard, her mother in Orsinium started bleeding!" -Owyn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorgirl Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 "I don't know who you are friend... but you've got about ten seconds to tell me what you're doing in my Bloodworks, before I lop your arms off." "You what? You want to be a combatant? Hahaha, look at you! My granny could beat you and she's dead!" "I heard that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?" "Ugh, spellcasters. That's what this one is. Just get in there, and stab her a few times. That'll teach her." "There are a few things scarier than an orc with an axe, but you didn't even flinch!" "She's dear to me, so if you wrong her in any way, I'll rip your damn liver out." "You hit that orc so hard, her mother in Orsinium started bleeding!" -Owyn.I loved Owyn in Oblivion, unfortunately Skyrim lacks this type of characterization in their NPCs.Anyways I guess mine would be..."SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NOOORDS!"-Any Nord fighting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodinfested Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Oblivion had the best quotes. I cant recall the name of the RP Orc he was north of Cheydinhal think it was part of a fighter guild quest, that guy cracked me up 1st time I ran into him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 "We're watching you... scum.""There is someone watching me, I can tell.""You n'wah!""This is the end of you, s'wit!"And basically anything else the dunmer said in Morrowind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relativelybest Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 "I used to be a dog, but I got better. Not a better dog, though. I'm a terrible dog now." Also, literally everything Sheogorath said in Shivering Ilses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaminggriffin Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 "I'm Mirabelle Monet. I run the Focsle, a boarding house for sailors. sorry, I reserve my beds for seaman" Get It :devil:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlduinWorldEater Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 "I'm Mirabelle Monet. I run the Focsle, a boarding house for sailors. sorry, I reserve my beds for seaman" Get It :devil:.http://dc544.4shared.com/img/BNqKbMOh/s3/if_you_know_what_i_mean_mr_bea.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidbossVyers Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 "Offer me service!" Kathutet, in that tone, to a female character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RatcatcherOfKvatch Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Hah hah, Mirabelle Monet, she wasn't even trying to be subtle. Skyrim's Dark Brotherhood lines have some Owen-quality humor. Nazeem hates Jesters more from professional jealousy it would seem. That quest line was so twisted and weird it was almost like I wasn't even playing Skyrim anymore. Cicero makes Sheogorath look like Hannibal Traven. (That has to be the nerdiest thing I've ever written. F*ck it. "Which Elder Scrolls Food Meme Are You? Sweet Roll or Cheese?" There. Now it's the nerdiest.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sungu Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Ol' Neloth has a few good ones:"Yes, yes. You're Dragonborn. We're all impressed.""Do you need all your toes? I could really use a fresh toe for... nevermind. You aren't moldy enough""By Malacath's hairy knuckles! You'll pay for that!""Dagon's eyeballs, but you're an ugly one, aren't you?""By Malacath's toenails, where did that come from?But my favorite ones are all from Bolwing back in Shivering Isles:"Rany Roo! Rany Roo!""No friend dorpidity?""I saw the Zaxer. And I magged it too! Aw, fribble!"Gal bursten it."He always managed to put a smile on my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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