Albareth Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 The following is the log of an irc conversation taking place last night that MDT and me decided was too precious to not be shared with the rest of this community. :D Sorry Valdir, couldn't help it... :P [21:23] *** Joins: Valdir ([email protected])[21:23] <Valdir> Hey evrbody.[21:23] <Valdir> I like COLOR[21:27] <Valdir> LAFFO LOUGH[21:30] *** Joins: MyDogsTail ([email protected])[21:31] <Valdir> MDT[21:31] <MyDogsTail> Hello[21:31] <Valdir> dup?[21:31] <MyDogsTail> Hi Valdir[21:31] <MyDogsTail> nuthin, drinking ice tea[21:32] <MyDogsTail> you?[21:32] <Valdir> rockin[21:32] <MyDogsTail> rockin? to what?[21:33] <Valdir> my slefr! *blink blink blink blink[21:33] <MyDogsTail> ...right o' :P[21:34] <MyDogsTail> hargh, it has grown mushrooms on my tent :/[21:36] <Valdir> guitar smells like cabbage[21:36] <MyDogsTail> ....guitar smells like cabbage? have you been smoking crack dude? :P[21:37] <Valdir> o[21:37] <Valdir> i smell like cabbage[21:37] <Valdir> i smell like teen spiirt[21:38] <Albareth> Rip-off![21:38] *** Quits: `Kahz` ([email protected])[21:38] * Albareth glares[21:38] <MyDogsTail> SUE HIM!!!! Copyright violation!!! :P[21:38] <Valdir> i thni k everyone should pool their monay and buy my that $8000 alienware notebook i want[21:39] <Albareth> I'm a free spirit, I refuse to utilize the court system in such an obviously wrong way.[21:39] <MyDogsTail> you have been smoking crack haven't you?[21:40] <MyDogsTail> I ws kidding, i hate courts, laws...viva la anarchism!!![21:40] <MyDogsTail> *was[21:40] <Valdir> hlyo tte hell do yuo mute a guitar string<[21:40] <MyDogsTail> palm muting?[21:40] <Valdir> do y r=jsut push yeah[21:40] <Valdir> opsso[21:41] <Valdir> yeha[21:42] <MyDogsTail> ok, put your hand a bit lightly on the strings on the lower part of the guitar...and then play, you should then "muffle" the sound.[21:42] <Valdir> i cant geti t sto soudn riht[21:42] <MyDogsTail> it's a bit hard to explain over mirc...[21:42] <MyDogsTail> are you drunk?[21:42] <Valdir> it s it sposursd to be blink blinkk?[21:43] <Valdir> i thnik tso[21:43] <Albareth> Wtf is wrong with Valdir?[21:43] <MyDogsTail> drunkeness i guess :D[21:43] <MyDogsTail> it's hard to drink and type :P[21:44] <Albareth> Oh. I type well when drunk - expirience I guess :D[21:44] <MyDogsTail> aye :D[21:44] <Valdir> arr[21:44] <Valdir> i made a sgong[21:45] <MyDogsTail> so valdir, how long have you been playing the guitar?[21:45] <Valdir> bout 4months[21:45] *** Joins: Marxist-male without a father ([email protected])[21:45] <MyDogsTail> got a band?[21:45] <Valdir> noooooooooooooooooooo[21:46] <Valdir> i rthe suc[21:46] <MyDogsTail> you should...you really should[21:47] <MyDogsTail> learning together i sometimes the best...i wouldn't have gotten so far in bass playing withjout my bands[21:47] <MyDogsTail> *without[21:47] <Valdir> imm, gonna takte lessions[21:48] <MyDogsTail> you haven't allready?[21:48] <Valdir> u cant rch my pick[21:48] <Valdir> i88[21:49] <Albareth> I'm a lover, not a fighter.[21:50] <Valdir> mana o ca pntalm mtue[21:51] <MyDogsTail> ....[21:51] <MyDogsTail> say it again bro...and aim for the keyboard buttons :P[21:51] * Albareth smiles[21:52] <Valdir> i c ant pakm ute[21:53] *** Joins: kfmccall ([email protected])[21:53] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o kfmccall[21:53] <Albareth> I want to sponsor a porn star called Mary Christmas.[21:54] <Albareth> Think of all the punchlines.[21:54] <Albareth> Have a Mary Christmas![21:54] <Valdir> owwwwwwwww[21:54] *** Quits: kfmccall ([email protected]) (Client Quit)[21:54] <MyDogsTail> Yes please [21:54] <Marxist-male without a father> That's the only one, really.[21:54] <MyDogsTail> :P[21:55] <Marxist-male without a father> What I want to do...[21:56] <Marxist-male without a father> ...I want to kill someone.[21:56] <Marxist-male without a father> Think of all the punchlines.[21:56] <Marxist-male without a father> "Hey, that dude killed someone."[21:56] <Marxist-male without a father> Actually, that's the only one.[21:56] <Valdir> mdt[21:56] <Albareth> Valdir: Go to sleep.[21:56] <Albareth> Seriously. :P[21:56] *** Quits: Valdir ([email protected])[21:56] <MyDogsTail> Yeah?[21:57] <Marxist-male without a father> hb 73 h le 37.[21:57] <Marxist-male without a father> Damnit, I just cracked the code! Remember kids, drinking is bad for you! ;P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyDogsTale Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Sorry Valdir, We couldn't resist...i hope you can forgive us :bleh: guitar smells like cabbage But dude, thats Bash.org material :D Now let this be a lesson to ye kids out there, until proper timing, Drinkin and typin is not good...but practice makes perfect ;) ...and then maybe you can be the topic and a victim of me and Alb ^_^ Valdir's Drunken Extravaganza! Tickets are sold at your local MEMod channel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark0ne Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 I've never done that before... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albareth Posted July 17, 2004 Author Share Posted July 17, 2004 Yeah, the MW Source admin wouldn't go on a banning spree for fun late at night drunk in the #memod channel, would he? :P That'd be just... that just doesn't happen. :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marxist ßastard Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Bah, funnier things have happened... [18:46] <Rynos> hey mb type /disconnect[18:46] <Rynos> youll get candy[18:46] <Marxist-male without a father> Rynos, I know there are no commands like that.[18:47] <Marxist-male without a father> ...All commands in IRC have a practical purpose.[18:47] <Marxist-male without a father> ...Well, except for /hop, which is just there to be funny.[18:47] * Parts: Iluventi ([email protected])[18:47] * Joins: Iluventi ([email protected])[18:47] <Iluventi> LOL[18:48] * Parts: Rynos ([email protected])[18:48] * Joins: Rynos ([email protected])[18:48] <Rynos> yea![18:49] * Quits: Elrol ([email protected]) (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))[18:50] <Marxist-male without a father> You think that's stupid, try /hop -cn *AZERUZ*[18:51] <Afrix> try hoping on your right leg[18:53] <Marxist-male without a father> ...[18:57] <Marxist-male without a father> LMFAO![18:57] <Marxist-male without a father> ...I just found out how to make services talk...[18:58] <Marxist-male without a father> ...Try this: /ame /quit ChanServ[18:58] <Marxist-male without a father> ...Very amusing... Until ChanServ comes back and de-ops everyone.[18:59] <Iluventi> hahah[19:00] <Marxist-male without a father> Try it, Ilu.[19:00] <Iluventi> what's /ame do?[19:00] <Iluventi> no thanks[19:00] <Iluventi> lol[19:00] <Marxist-male without a father> AME = *All* Message ENV[19:01] <Marxist-male without a father> It makes you send an ENV string to the services.[19:01] <Iluventi> oh lol[19:01] <Marxist-male without a father> ...Then they get confused and say what's contained within the ENV string.[19:01] <Iluventi> No,... knowing you, it'll ban me from freenode or something[19:02] <Marxist-male without a father> It's untraceable.[19:02] <Rynos> Ilu cover me...[19:02] * Rynos /quit ChanServ[19:02] <Rynos> lol[19:02] <Marxist-male without a father> Your client must not handle ENV strings correctly.[19:03] * Iluventi /ame /quit ChanServ[19:03] * Iluventi /quit Chanserv[19:03] <Iluventi> "PRIVMSG Too many recipients. Only 1 processed"[19:04] <Marxist-male without a father> mIRC?[19:05] <Marxist-male without a father> If you've got mIRC, there's a special way you have to do it.[19:05] <Iluventi> yes. I have mIRC[19:06] <Marxist-male without a father> ...MIRC has ENV flood detection, meaning that it'll send ENV strings as simple /me commands to wherever the ENVs would usually go.[19:07] * Quits: Rynos ([email protected])[19:07] <Marxist-male without a father> ...There is a way to bypass this, however -- if you *actually* pull off an ENV flood, a few ENV messages would be sent out.[19:07] <Iluventi> lol[19:10] <Marxist-male without a father> Try /timer 0 1 /ame /Quit ChanServ[19:12] <Iluventi> i am so gonna cop it ain't it[19:12] * Iluventi /Quit ChanServ[19:12] * Iluventi /Quit ChanServ[19:12] * Iluventi /Quit ChanServ[19:12] * Iluventi /Quit ChanServ[19:12] * Iluventi /Quit ChanServ[19:12] * Iluventi /Quit ChanServ[19:12] * Iluventi /Quit ChanServ[19:12] * Iluventi /Quit ChanServ[19:12] * Iluventi /Quit ChanServ[19:12] * Iluventi /Quit ChanServ[19:12] * Iluventi /Quit ChanServ[19:12] * Iluventi /Quit ChanServ[19:12] <Marxist-male without a father> Oh, poo.[19:12] * Iluventi /Quit ChanServ[19:12] * Iluventi /Quit ChanServ[19:12] <_Atti_> SUX[19:12] * Iluventi /Quit ChanServ[19:12] <Marxist-male without a father> I forgot a switch.[19:12] * Iluventi /Quit ChanServ[19:12] * Iluventi /Quit ChanServ[19:12] * Quits: Iluventi ([email protected]) (Remote closed the connection)[19:12] * Joins: Iluventi ([email protected])[19:12] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Iluventi[19:13] <Marxist-male without a father> That was the wrong command.[19:13] <Marxist-male without a father> Very sorry.[19:13] <Iluventi> .. :|[19:13] <Marxist-male without a father> ...If you still want to do it...[19:13] <Marxist-male without a father> ...Do you?[19:13] <Iluventi> Sure that was the wrong command, and sure you're sorry lol[19:13] <Iluventi> who could see that?[19:14] <Marxist-male without a father> See what?[19:14] <Iluventi> all that stuff that was appearing?[19:14] <Marxist-male without a father> I saw nothing. Just a quit and re-join.[19:14] <TheDragonFire> HaX0r :)[19:14] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:14] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:14] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:14] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:14] <_Atti_> lol[19:14] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:14] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:14] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:14] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:14] <Iluventi> lolol[19:14] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:14] <TheDragonFire> losa quit texts :P[19:14] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:14] <Iluventi> yeah[19:14] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:14] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:14] <TheDragonFire> lotsa[19:15] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:15] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:15] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:15] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:15] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:15] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:15] <Iluventi> So basically, you could see it, and I will never trust you again[19:15] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:15] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:15] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:15] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:15] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:15] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:15] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:15] <Iluventi> quit rejoin atti[19:15] * ChanServ sets mode: +o _Atti_[19:15] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:15] * _Atti_ /quit Chanserv[19:15] * Quits: _Atti_ ([email protected]) (Remote closed the connection)[19:15] <Marxist-male without a father> Ilu, I couldn't see it. Trust me.[19:15] <Marxist-male without a father> ...I've got the right command.[19:16] * Joins: _Atti_ ([email protected])[19:16] <Marxist-male without a father> ...The other one was missing a necessary switch.[19:16] <_Atti_> re[19:16] <Iluventi> Well, I could see it when Atti did it[19:16] <Marxist-male without a father> Maybe you have an option set that I odn't have or something.[19:17] * ChanServ sets mode: +o _Atti_[19:18] <Marxist-male without a father> Okay, the correct command is /timer -m 0 1 /ame /Quit ChanServ[19:18] <Iluventi> somehow, i just get this vague feeling idon't want to do it[19:18] <TheDragonFire> :D[19:18] <Iluventi> Rynos!? Are you there?[19:18] <TheDragonFire> He left some time ago[19:18] <Marxist-male without a father> Hrm...[19:19] <Marxist-male without a father> ...Wait, I need someone who is in many channels.[19:19] <Iluventi> lol[19:19] <Marxist-male without a father> ChanServ can't just crash in a single channel to be brought down.[19:19] <TheDragonFire> This is getting suspicious (or however u write it) lol[19:19] * _Atti_ /kick chanserv[19:19] * _Atti_ /kick chanserv[19:19] * _Atti_ /kick chanserv[19:19] * _Atti_ /kick chanserv[19:19] * _Atti_ /kick chanserv[19:19] * _Atti_ /kick chanserv[19:19] * Quits: _Atti_ ([email protected]) (Excess Flood)[19:19] <TheDragonFire> loool[19:19] <Iluventi> hahhaah[19:19] <Marxist-male without a father> Heh.[19:20] * Joins: _Atti_ ([email protected])[19:20] <_Atti_> LOL[19:20] <TheDragonFire> :)[19:20] <Iluventi> :D* Timer 1 activated[19:21] <Marxist-male without a father> i told u i wuz hardcore[19:21] <Marxist-male without a father> i told u i wuz hardcore[19:21] <Marxist-male without a father> i told u i wuz hardcore Yeah, it took 45 minutes, but I got somebody to commit IRC-seppuku. 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Slaiv Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Lol.... Just reading these makes me laugh harder than I have for a while. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rynos Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 From 1 day.... [23:33] <Diseased_Punk> http://www.daemonlord.com/~daemonlo/elffor/[23:33] <Albareth> Apocalyptica, apparantly, is a finnish band.[23:33] <Diseased_Punk> thanks ilu :D[23:34] <ilu`away> )[23:34] <ilu`away> :)[23:34] <ilu`away> idno[23:34] <ilu`away> if its what you want..[23:34] <Diseased_Punk> go to that link and listen to the intro music[23:34] <Rynos> great elf angel again[23:34] <Albareth> I'm off to bed folks, almost 7am, I'll do an all-nighter after the concert or something[23:35] <ilu`away> later alb :)[23:35] <Diseased_Punk> later man[23:35] <Albareth> Miserable night to you all![23:35] <Rynos> nite[23:35] <Diseased_Punk> you too[23:35] * Albareth is now known as Alb^Zleeping[23:35] <Alb^Zleeping> ;)[23:35] <Diseased_Punk> zzZZzz[23:35] <Diseased_Punk> elf angel is awesome :P[23:35] <Rynos> lol[23:35] <ilu`away> taht page doesn't work DP[23:35] <Marxist-male without a father> ...An alarm just went off.[23:36] <Diseased_Punk> weird[23:36] <Diseased_Punk> its a flash page[23:36] <Marxist-male without a father> Did somebody just say "elf angel" or "nipple?"[23:36] <Diseased_Punk> nipple[23:36] <Diseased_Punk> I think[23:36] <Marxist-male without a father> Where?[23:36] <Diseased_Punk> <Diseased_Punk> elf angel is awesome :P[23:37] <ilu`away> [16:35] <Diseased_Punk> nipples are awesome :P[23:37] <Diseased_Punk> yeah nipples are awesome[23:37] <Diseased_Punk> especially ones with piercings[23:37] <Marxist-male without a father> ...But not male nipples.[23:37] <ilu`away> lol[23:37] <Marxist-male without a father> ...I always ponder the reason for their existence.[23:37] <Marxist-male without a father> ...It makes my head hurt.[23:38] <Marxist-male without a father> ...Especially hairy nipples.[23:38] <Marxist-male without a father> ...How those weren't eliminated from the gene pool long ago is beyond me.[23:38] <ilu`away> shudder[23:39] <Marxist-male without a father> I mean, sometimes, I'm just standing there, being hardcore...[23:39] <Marxist-male without a father> ...And then I realize that my nipples are erect...[23:39] <Marxist-male without a father> ...And I become less hardcore.[23:40] <ilu`away> LMAO[23:40] <Marxist-male without a father> Really, I can cut diamonds with those things sometimes.[23:40] <ilu`away> now that was an appropriate time to say that [00:07] <Diseased_Punk> would you consider immoral relations with your friends girlfriend a bad thing[00:07] <Diseased_Punk> like bringing her a flower[00:07] <Diseased_Punk> or[00:07] <Diseased_Punk> banging her in the garage[00:08] <Diseased_Punk> @@[00:08] <Diseased_Punk> good think I would never do that[00:08] <Diseased_Punk> thing*[00:08] <Marxist-male without a father> ...Threesome?[00:09] <Diseased_Punk> that would be interesting if the third party was another girl[00:09] <Rynos> yea[00:09] <Marxist-male without a father> ...Oh, sorry, dyslexia kicked in... I thought you said "girlfriend's friend."[00:10] <Diseased_Punk> ##[00:10] <Diseased_Punk> ![00:10] <Rynos> lol[00:10] <Diseased_Punk> that I have done[00:10] <Diseased_Punk> :P[00:10] <Marxist-male without a father> No... No, you haven't.[00:12] <Diseased_Punk> yeah I did[00:12] <Diseased_Punk> in highschool[00:12] <Diseased_Punk> I had this girlfriend that was a real pregnant-dog[00:12] <Diseased_Punk> stacy[00:12] <Diseased_Punk> oi[00:12] <Diseased_Punk> she made me mad[00:12] <Rynos> http://www.askheartbeat.com/html/article29.html[00:12] <Marxist-male without a father> ...Then it wasn't a threesome.[00:12] <Diseased_Punk> so I became real good friends with her best friend[00:12] <Marxist-male without a father> ...Which means you didnt.[00:12] <Diseased_Punk> it wasn't a threesome[00:12] <Rynos> type in black attire and get this[00:12] <Rynos> wtf...[00:12] <Marxist-male without a father> SO STOP LYING.[00:12] <Diseased_Punk> @@[00:13] <Diseased_Punk> I've never been in a threesome[00:14] <Marxist-male without a father> Actually, you have.[00:14] <Marxist-male without a father> ...You just weren't awake... Technically...[00:14] <Rynos> omg...[00:14] <Diseased_Punk> that is scary[00:14] <Rynos> Marxist drugged you and took you to peer 11... then... *gasp*[00:15] <Diseased_Punk> if you woke up in the middle of the woods with your pants around your ankles and vaseline on your ass would you tell anyone?[00:15] <Rynos> ...[00:15] <Rynos> If you where in a room with Jazza Leth Dp.. and... oh... nvm[00:15] <Marxist-male without a father> SInce when is seeing two asian businessmen rape a man while he's knocked out cold scary?[00:16] <Diseased_Punk> just answer the idiotic question :P[00:16] <Rynos> since there guys...[00:16] <Diseased_Punk> I need to finish this joke[00:16] <Rynos> No I wouldnt[00:16] <Marxist-male without a father> It's on bash.org, DP.[00:16] <Diseased_Punk> it is?[00:16] <Diseased_Punk> I heard it from a friend of mine[00:16] <Diseased_Punk> almost socked him[00:16] <Diseased_Punk> wanna go camping?[00:16] <ilu`away> llol[00:16] <Marxist-male without a father> ...It's in the Top 200.[00:16] <Rynos> lol[00:16] <Diseased_Punk> ah never went through those[00:17] <Marxist-male without a father> [03:17] <Marxist-male without a father> SInce when is seeing two asian businessmen rape a man while he's knocked out cold scary?[00:17] <Diseased_Punk> I dunno [00:17] <Marxist-male without a father> ...Oh... Then you'd be perfectly find with that?[00:18] <Marxist-male without a father> ...Because there's the matter of a hot summer night in '98 I need to discuss with you.[00:18] <Marxist-male without a father> ...One of those men was your half-brother, Junichiro.[00:18] <Rynos> rofl[00:19] <Diseased_Punk> I need to scrub my brain[00:19] <Diseased_Punk> with acid[00:19] <Diseased_Punk> after reading that[00:19] <Marxist-male without a father> ...And I've got one more thing to tell you.[00:19] * Marxist-male without a father is now known as Junichiro[00:19] <Junichiro> i told u i wuz hardore[00:19] * Junichiro is now known as Marxist-male without a father[00:20] <ilu`away> haha[00:20] <Diseased_Punk> http://www.paganritual.com/music/Charan%20...0Denouement.MP3[00:21] <Diseased_Punk> hi[00:22] <Marxist-male without a father> ...And there's one more thing I need to tell you...[00:22] <Diseased_Punk> @@[00:22] <Marxist-male without a father> That scar toward the center of your ass... It really isn't a birthmark/[00:22] <Rynos> ...[00:22] * Rynos sets mode: +m[00:23] <Rynos> this is getting vulking weird[00:23] <Diseased_Punk> it was a release valve from when I ate taco bell years ago[00:23] <Rynos> lol[00:23] * Rynos sets mode: -m[00:23] <ilu`away> [17:07] <Diseased_Punk> would you consider immoral relations with your friends girlfriend a bad thing[00:23] <ilu`away> [[00:23] <ilu`away> whoops[00:23] <ilu`away> http://bash.org/?244321[00:23] <ilu`away> lol[00:25] <Rynos> that ones funny[00:25] <Marxist-male without a father> Social engineering hits a new milestone.[00:25] <Marxist-male without a father> ...The discovery of idiots.[00:25] <ilu`away> heh[00:25] <Diseased_Punk> oh poo[00:26] <Diseased_Punk> that poor stupid male without a father[00:26] <Marxist-male without a father> This seems like a perfect time to re-post a previous line at random.[00:26] <Marxist-male without a father> ...It's in the Top 200.[00:26] <Marxist-male without a father> ...Oh, sorry, dyslexia kicked in... I thought you said "girlfriend's friend."[00:26] <Marxist-male without a father> ...If they want to know that, they'll ask.[00:26] <Diseased_Punk> do you have a sister?[00:27] <Marxist-male without a father> You didn't say that before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valdir Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Erm.... In my self-defence, I only passed out for a few hours.... ~Valdir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marxist ßastard Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Actually, Val, you're gunnae need more defense than that. On closer inspection, it looks like you just declared war on Albania. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImmortalSnafu Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 If only you could hear some of the stuff said in the Dev room....It gets really crazy in there sometimes ;). And there is no abuse of goats whatsoever *sneaks out of the room with 3 goats dressed in leather, covered in spikes, and wearing red fedoras* As I said...no goats...whatsoever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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