Hehehe... Funny

[Arrow_Diet]

*pokes MB*

Those are pretty disturbing red X's ;)

and, yes, I know my picture isn't working any more...

[UberBender]

http://imagebay.org/users/172/27614.jpg

 

The funniest I found. (Fark.com is the r0x0rz!!!11!!one)

[Hir_Nesta]

but this has already been posted...

or was that another thread?? :blink:

[Slaiv]

I. Am. Disturbed. :sick:

[UberBender]

it was a different thread...

 

I found it on Fark though.

[postaldudeleo]

This is by sirruben from megagames forums,

 

The following excerpts are actual answers given on history

tests and in Sunday School quizzes by children between 5th

and 6th grade ages in Ohio. They were collected by two

teachers over a period of three years. Read carefully for

grammar, misplaced modifiers, and, of course, spelling.

 

 

Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes.

He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton.

Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Since then no one ever found it.

 

 

Ancient Egypt was old. It was inhabited by gypsies and mummies

who all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert.

The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have

to live elsewhere.

 

 

Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made

unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.

Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandos. He

died before he ever reached Canada but the commandos made it.

 

 

Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.

He was A actual hysterical figure as well as being in the bible.

It sounds Like he was sort of busy too.

 

 

The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we

wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a

young female moth.

 

 

Socrates was a famous old Greek teacher who went around giving

people advice. They killed him. He later died from an overdose

of wedlock which is apparently poisonous. After his death, his

career suffered a Dramatic decline.

 

 

In the first Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled

biscuits, and threw the java. The games were messier then than

they show on TV now.

 

 

Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul.

The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going

to be made king. Dying, he gasped out "Same to you, Brutus."

 

 

Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard

Shaw for reasons I don't really understand. The English and

French still have problems.

 

 

Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a

success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all

shouted "hurrah!" and that was the end of the fighting for a

long while.

 

 

It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg

invented removable type and the Bible. Another important

invention was the circulation of blood.

 

 

Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented

Cigarettes and started smoking.

 

 

Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper

which was very dangerous to all his men.

 

 

The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare.

He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He

never made much money and is famous only because of his plays.

He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic

pentameter.

 

 

Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented

Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were

two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin

discovered electricity by Rubbing two cats backward and also

declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." He was

a naturalist for sure. Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

 

 

Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's

Mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he

built with his own hands... Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by

signing the Emasculation Proclamation.

 

 

On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and

got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture

show. They believe the assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a

supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.

 

 

Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a

large number of children. In between he practiced on an old

spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750

to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world

and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and

half English. He was very large.

 

 

Bethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf that

he wrote loud music and became the father of rock and roll. He

took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for

him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.

 

 

The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and

inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started

reproducing by machine. The invention of the steamboat caused a

network of rivers to spring up.

 

 

Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work

of a hundred men.

 

 

Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbits but I don't know why.

 

 

Charles Darwin was a naturalist. He wrote the Organ of the Species.

It was very long. People got upset about it and had trials to see

if it was really true. He sort of said God's days were not just 24

hours but without watches who knew anyhow? I don't get it.

 

 

Madman Curie discovered radio. She was the first woman to do what

she did. Other women have become scientists since her but they

didn't get to find radios because they were already taken.

 

 

Karl Marx was one of the Marx Brothers. The other three were in the

movies. Karl made speeches and started revolutions. Someone in the

family had to have a job, I guess."

[postaldudeleo]

Also http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=video_games

 

I love this site............... puts a smile on my face..........

[Peregrine]

Also http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=video_games

 

I love this site............... puts a smile on my face..........

Yes, since you're the only person ever to see that site. Oh wait, you're just spamming. Oh well, not like I should expect anything better from someone who isn't literate enough to understand the "Photoshop" part of "Post random Photoshop stuff here".

[postaldudeleo]

There is photoshop pics on that site................................

 

The random junk above..........well its just plain funny :)

[Untouchable1]

this was from way back in tha day when i loved paintball so much i got panoramas of levels from Ghost Recon and put random cutouts of people i found in my comp and stuck paintball guns in their hands. some parts of the environment i copied, screwed, then pasted elsewhere because of the openness of the original background.

 

edit- because this is in Jpeg format its a bit fuzzy. if anyone has a program that can support PNG images pm me to get that file type of the pic, it is MUCH clearer.