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Thalmor Soldier DESTROYS the Dragonborn


Fallahad

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Cheap Thalmor propaganda. Nothing more. It will not protect you from the wrath of the Empire. The Dragonborn will take up the mantle of Emporer and lead as Talos Reborn.

The "Wrath of the Empire". Sure, we already saw how "scary" that is in the last war :laugh:

 

Word is that every human in Tamriel still checks under their beds at night, scared that there is a Thalmor wizard there!

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Word is that every human in Tamriel still checks under their beds at night, scared that there is a Thalmor wizard there!

 

 

Well of course! Where else would you find a Thalmor wizard? Not out fighting dragons apparently...

 

Thalmor Soldier 1: "Did you see those robes march in this morning? Who're they with? More of the Emissary's treaty enforcers?"

Thalmor Soldier 2: "No. They're high mages, just in from Alinor. I guess Herself is finally getting worried about all the dragon attacks."

Thalmor Soldier 1: "Ah, good. I was wondering how we were supposed to defend this place from a dragon."

Thalmor Soldier 2: "If a dragon does show up, maybe we'll get lucky and it will eat the mages first. Might give us enough time to kill it."

Thalmor Soldier 1 and 2: "[hearty laughter]"

 

Sorry, sorry, couldn't resist...

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Word is that every human in Tamriel still checks under their beds at night, scared that there is a Thalmor wizard there!

 

 

Well of course! Where else would you find a Thalmor wizard? Not out fighting dragons apparently...

 

Thalmor Soldier 1: "Did you see those robes march in this morning? Who're they with? More of the Emissary's treaty enforcers?"

Thalmor Soldier 2: "No. They're high mages, just in from Alinor. I guess Herself is finally getting worried about all the dragon attacks."

Thalmor Soldier 1: "Ah, good. I was wondering how we were supposed to defend this place from a dragon."

Thalmor Soldier 2: "If a dragon does show up, maybe we'll get lucky and it will eat the mages first. Might give us enough time to kill it."

Thalmor Soldier 1 and 2: "[hearty laughter]"

 

Sorry, sorry, couldn't resist...

 

Hehe, actually I found it particularly easy beating dragons when you have Thalmor wizards as followers. They do it in a matter of a few seconds ;)

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Hehe, actually I found it particularly easy beating dragons when you have Thalmor wizards as followers. They do it in a matter of a few seconds :wink:

 

Actually Falmer could beat both handily! They are freakin tough and deadly!

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Hehe, actually I found it particularly easy beating dragons when you have Thalmor wizards as followers. They do it in a matter of a few seconds :wink:

 

Actually Falmer could beat both handily! They are freakin tough and deadly!

 

Ooooh I wonder if Alternate Actors works with enemies? Then I can play the whole game as a Falmer! How epic would that be?

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