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"Hey, side question, is it weird when I notice the moment you pick something up? Did you know I can see you in the bathroom? Wait, was that weird, I meant it like a spying on you in the bathroom out of friendship thing" -Scooter

I'm so smart I can't drive. :geek: Also somehow I missed this but, I expect a full detailed debrief for research purposes, written down is fine but re-enactments with action figures/sock puppets is better. http://stickerish.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/NowKissBlackSS.png

Stop me if you've heard this one.... Two lesbians walk into a bar, pick up a third girl, bring her back to their apartment and totally have a threeway game of chinese checkers on their balcony. The girl is winning and asks them why they went to the bar to find a third player for chinese checkers and why they didn't ask the giant moth that is standing on the other side of the sliding glass door to play. The moth opens the door and says, "Well doc, because the light was on." Then they have a sexy underwear party - not the moth though, that would be gross and weird - just the Humans and the Asari, oh did I not mention that one of the lesbians is an Asari. Some people call this a bunch of nonsense, but the civilizations of the galaxy called it... MASS Effect 4 BAZINGA! If that made any sense to you then seek medical attention... it just occurred to me that if you go to a doctor, you're seeking attention and you become his patient, but if you are patient you won't see a doctor nor get any attention. If that made sense to you, it is recommended that you preemptively incarcerate yourself like some kind of wolf-man on the day of the full moon until such a time as society has caught up to your forward thinking.

The answer was a "The ONE RING" replica from my Lord of the Rings Monopoly game. So... I just got several pieces of "fan mail" concerning my Skyrim Screenshots. I am freaked out since I haven't posted a new one since August. I assumed people just look at new things and the top images. Since I only ever got two top images and that was like in June or May or something I'm feeling very unworthy. OH and this morning when I woke up for like a minute or two I had some leftover dream thoughts going on and I had something I can't remember now but I've been trying all day to pin that thought down. It was either something profound that would come to define my personality and change the world for the better or it was just a somewhat inane joke about lesbians. Dammit, I really wish I could remember. Something about having a meal outside of your home.... or something........................................................................................... Okay, I'm fairly certain now it was a joke about lesbians.

I hate Mondays. I love lasagna. What's in my pocket?

What?

Bazinga.

I'd gladly do it. I take pleasure in inflicting pain on others, you know? Their screaming amuses me http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/devil.gif You should do that naked... that will really send a message.

That's bull squirt. Just imagine, there's somebody who's entire job is to f**k up peoples' lives like that. All they do is look at numbers and go, "um this guy has too much money, we should do something about it." I hope you don't have to sue/counter sue too many times.

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I like calling people muppets. :biggrin:

I know the type. I had a friend like him in middle school. He's a parasite, he can't really help it, that's just the way he is. You could try to talk to him about how your feelings are just important as his and he needs to adjust his approach to people, otherwise he'll really be alone. I do not envy your next few months. I got lucky with my friend in middle school, her family moved to Alaska just when she was ramping up to suicide threats, so I was bereft of the burden of knowing what became of her crazy ass. (She's probably where my problem with intimacy and commitment come from. :sad: ) But at least I was given 4483 miles of buffer to cool1 her off and lucky for me she didn't have my phone number. 1Alaska is cold, this is a joke.

I couldn't stop myself.

True story.

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F**king ANTS, they're everywhere!

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Seymour Buttz http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/23ciggy_400x300.jpg

I think the fantasy always excludes intestines and excrement. I could be wrong, I mean whatever contributes to maintain the buoyancy of your kayak.

Possible posters never come here anyway. :sad: You know why? THEY CAN'T HANDLE PEELING BACK THE VEIL AND STARING IN THE FACE THE PULSATING, WRITHING, CHURNING HUMANITY UNDERNEATH!

Always back to XCOM. Earth needs you!

Florida is shaped like a flaccid penis. That is all I have to say about that.

F**K THAT! PUT REDBULL AND ORANGE MOONSHINE IN IT NEXT TIME LIKE A NORTH FLORIDIAN! GOOOOOOOO GATORS! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Gosh, I hate North Florida.