The_Vyper

Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python named 'The Vyper' which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair who stood on a huge pile of cheddar, propped up by a footstool with the most horrible floral pattern on it. Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran were sleeping peacefully when everyone loses the end because they couldn't find the beginning of the Harry Potter Dungeons and Dragons game which doesn't even begin to show how Potter kills baddies with snot rockets coming from an overused cheese grater dipped in bullsquid acid and used as smoke bombs. Then, Ender killed the lights and dropped the most precious little gold ring ever into the well which meant Alistair had cursed the little thing like a trouper. Of course Alistair had woken the others who got angry and tried to get the ring off Alistair who did a barrel roll and threw Zevran down the stairs of Vigil's Keep and that's when Morrigan burst into song. Her voice sounded sexy, luring Alistair to want to kick Zevran for even being there. Morrigan then used a joke spell which meant that nothing could be .... taken very seriously.

Granted, but this also results in the destruction of Activision, BioWare, Infinity Ward, Obsidian, Ubisoft, Silicon Knights, Lionhead Studios, Namco, Capcom & Sega. I wish I could fly.

Indeed. Did you know that the color red has been known to generate feelings of anxiety and/or hostility, while the color blue has been known to have a calming effect?

I ban REZ01 for not being REZ02.

Gratned, but it olny appaers bettr becuase your grammer getz wors. I wish my car got better gas mileage.

Here's how I would do it: 1. Load VipCxj_HighHeels.esp in TES4Edit. 2. Load the .esp with the TemptationGoddessBikini Armor in the CS. 3. Find the desired script from VipCxj_HighHeels.esp in TES4Edit, highlight it, right-click and select 'Copy'. 4. In the CS, open the Script Editor and create a new script. In the script editing window (where the text goes), press Ctrl+V to paste the copied script. Change the script's name slightly (to avoid conflicts) and save it. 5. Attach the script to the desired object(s). I use that method regularly and it hasn't failed me yet.

Granted, they now make horrifically bad movies. I wish I was on vacation.

Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python named 'The Vyper' which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair who stood on a huge pile of cheddar, propped up by a footstool with the most horrible floral pattern on it. Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran were sleeping peacefully when everyone loses the end because they couldn't find the beginning of the Harry Potter Dungeons and Dragons game which doesn't even begin to show how Potter kills baddies with snot rockets coming from an overused cheese grater dipped in bullsquid acid and used as smoke bombs. Then, Ender killed the lights and dropped the most precious little gold ring ever into the well which meant Alistair had cursed the little thing like a trouper. Of course Alistair had woken the others who got angry and tried to get the ring off Alistair who did a barrel roll and threw Zevran down the stairs of Vigil's Keep and that's when Morrigan burst into song. His voice sounded...

Why dost thou always useth yon strangely coloured text of large size?

Granted. You wish for a pet snake and get a 25-foot reticulated python that eats you. I wish my custom sword was finished.

Granted. Instead, you got a shot from an unsterile needle and became extremely ill for seventeen months. I wish that TimeLife would make the individual seasons The Six Million Dollar Man available for purchase (without removing any of the special features from the full series set).

Granted, you become so obese that you are literally crushed by your own weight. I wish I could travel cross-country instantly.

You've heard that one before, haven't you?

What goes up a hill and down a hill but never moves?

How are we supposed to figure out why the chicken crossed the road if we don't know which road it crossed in the first place?

Granted. You must now run for your life from each of the following: a Dragon, a consortium of jealous husbands, a madman who wants to take over Cleveland, a squad of Ninjas, 127 tax collectors, a rabid wolverine riding on a deranged polar bear, a door-to-door salesman wielding a rusty chainsaw, a Valkyrie, two frost giants, a griffin, and a hungry snaggle chicken. I wish that stupid deer hadn't thrown itself against my bumper while I was traveling at 50 mph.

Here you go. Put that in your Oblivion/Data folder and activate it in Data Files during Oblivion startup. Once you load your character, open the console and type COC VypEmptySpace01 and you'll appear right in the middle of a void.

The CS can be used to create this, but a little more information is needed. Do you want an unadorned room or a completely empty space where your character is just floating around? What will need to be in this space? Will this be an interior or exterior space? Any other details you can provide will help.

I also have Spell Tomes and OOO 1.33. I've found a few tomes, but they're extremely rare. Some of the leveled lists that are used by Spell Tomes are altered by OOO. Try moving Spell Tomes so that it loads after OOO and all its plugins. If all else fails, there's a crate with all spell tomes in one of the rooms of the testing hall.

Granted, but they become so tangled and convoluted that nobody could ever possibly follow them. I wish schools would start teaching proper grammar again.

Why is it that so few people can get their homophones straight when typing them?

Granted, but now it has every computer virus ever written. I wish Amazon hadn't sent me a DVD in the wrong language. Je ne parle pas très bien le français

Nothing to be sorry about. Everyone needs help when they're first starting out. For Oblivion modding, the CS Wiki is a pretty good resource. TES Alliance is even better, since they have the only modding school around (and it covers Morrowind, Oblivion and Skyrim). Plus, it's a really good learning environment. I've learned a lot there.

First, you need to make the spell. Then you can make a copy of an existing book and change the text around if you want. Then you need to make a script to attach to the book. Here is a generic script for a Spell Tome: scn GenericSpellTomeScript short button short used begin OnEquip player if used == 0 MessageBox "Do you want to add 'In Game Spell Name' to your spell list?", "Yes", "No" endif end begin OnActivate Activate if isActionRef player == 1 && used == 0 MessageBox "Do you want to add 'In Game Spell Name' to your spell list?", "Yes", "No" endif end begin menumode set button to getbuttonpressed if button > -1 if button == 0 player.addspell SpellEditorID playsound SPLDestructionCast set used to 1 endif endif end The only parts you need to change are the script name (the part just after scn), the 'In Game Spell Name', and the SpellEditorID. The SpellEditorID is whatever name you gave the spell in the CS, not the numerical FormID. Once that's done, just attach the script to the book and place the book in game.

Naomis8329, your doom comes in the form of...Ninja-Cat! http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gTJMEP-c2fo/STZpDUanwHI/AAAAAAAAIYI/pJiR6oy0oXw/s400/Ninja-Kitten.jpg