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Pagafyr

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  1. Could it be that a <obscenity redacted> obscene amount of watered down drinks of 200% Ever Clear cause an obscene amount of the < floppy noodles and world spinning out of control > head pain?
  2. A: After giving this a lot of thought it occurred to me that in another time slip or on a parallel planet it may well have happened. There are so many parallel planets theories and time travel theories and conspiracies theories that there might be a one time or another planet that has only one race, two on another, three on another, four and five so on and so forth. But since the initial idea was to deport all the people of one race sending them back to the country they left as a way to reduce the ever growing population in another country, in most cases, because their country was over populated, the chance of having that become part of the story would probably make it so King Louis would not been favored by Napoleon and instead named it, Napoleoania or; named it for Napoleon's wife. Q: Do we dream as we prepare to go to sleep about what we did all day in bed until we fall asleep and then dream about what we're going to do the next day when we begin to wake up?
  3. I ban @AaronOfMpls and @zixi for making me wonder if there is another version of the game Monopoly. Yup! It's called: Monopoly: Law and Order. I hereby subpoena you both to pay the fines you owe for parking on my railroad parking lots, because the parking lot was so full at the Income Tax lot next to the Reading Railroad station you used my Railroad Station Parking lot even though you didn't actually land on it.
  4. I slept in until 10:00 AM Daylight Savings Time.
  5. I ban @AaronOfMpls for not landing on the Monopoly's Reading, Short Line, Pennsy, and B&O Railroads when I owned all of the railroads.
  6. I ban @AaronOfMpls for making me think of the game Monopoly.
  7. I was being comical; not serious. Much like many people posting here. I was trying to find a way. Two twist turns in corners around.
  8. You caught me. I watched the TV series Hitch Hiker's Guilde to the Galaxy and in the TV series the number 42 got attention that the super computer gave as the answer in one series. It wasn't until I saw the TV six series that I caught the actual question asked of the computer. It made a math mistake. 42 wasn't the correct answer.
  9. Eight times six is twenty four. I am farm and ranch raised; child. LIfe imitates wishes with no horses. All that exists is the wishes. Truth is a bundle of whats? What is my plan for today?
  10. Is it called Water on the Brain?
  11. I ban @AaronOfMpls for noting that ADSL is a phone line Internet Service. I ban @Drakefell01 mistaking co-ax for cop.
  12. An avatar looks like my babysitter. The scythe's whisper is straws demise.
  13. Is there a possibility someone could suffer from mental dryness; because they haven't met with and gotten some hot and spicy noodles to swing around and they don't recall what soft knockers are?
  14. @zixi ah! If you have a phone line connected broadband ADSL than it could be your LAN cable is being bashed by higher and lower frequency signals that are interfering with your LAN cable's frequency. A local H.A.M. Operators used to cause my ADSL problems when he was broadcasting and surfing channels. Here's a test to find out. Get any extra LAN Cable. You need to make it into a coil wrapped around and around from the top of your other LAN cable that is straight. You are going to coil another from the modem to the computer. Start by making the extra LAN Cable stay at the end of the active cable you plugged in. Just near the active plug for the Modem so it hangs there.. Don't plug the coiled one in, just make the loose one's plug an inch from the end of the active LAN Cable. It doesn't have to be tightly coiled. Just Coil the LAN cable from the modem end around and around that wire all the way to the other end. Not tight like that snake on the doctors stick symbol. Loosely wrap the Inactive LAN Cable around until you get it near the other end, tie is so all does unravel or slide up or down. Keep that LAN Cable so the coil doesn't slip at either end. I saw a YT video showing how to do it. It will might be like a resistor keeping higher and lower frequencies from interfering with your active LAN Cable getting rid of what's called NOISE.
  15. I ban @zixi because the internet device you have must be worn out. Time to take it in for a new shiny new one. I ban @Oblivionaddicted for making have to think about Mass Effect 2, today.
  16. I awakened and that means something made me feel happy about waking up again. Now all I have to do is figure out what was on my mind when I was awakened. That will keep me busy when-ever I feel a little down from doing stuff after I finish breakfast, chores, dinning, chores, bathing, supper, playing a video game, sleeping. And Oh! My Goals! I have to give my list a look and see if I have one I haven't achieved of any one of them yet. Nope! And that makes me happy too!
  17. If Lady Luck was with you on a drive-by would you succeed using Punk Noodles?
  18. I ban you ban we all ban Banning anyone of the Ban Band banners for missing practice.
  19. Would you bet on it if you saw Lady Luck driving by with her knockers up?
  20. Surely you can't be serious! I ban @AaronOfMpls because I didn't remember the bit about drinking coffee. I had to use the search engine to fly me to the place to find out what I missed. And I don't know how to fly a search engine. It was in tour mode and I wasn't sure the engine on the search device would get me to where I was going because I didn't know how much fuel it had and if it's tank was full and would be enough to get to where I wanted to go. So I clicked on, I'm feeling Lucky. While I was bending down to tie my Velcro shoe's lace, Lady Luck got up, and slapped my face with one of her knockers. I ban @Drakefell01 and anyone else from watching the movie because it would open their their mind. So they might understand my way of thinking that I am riting better.
  21. Oh! Right. Only use six words. I wrote a bunch of words
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