Pagafyr

I ban AaronOfMpls and Drakefell01 for bringing us the weekly news that some of us just haven't been banning anyone for over a week. And it's seems banning for fun is just getting a weak bit of attention again. Maybe after watching Ichabod Crane with the memories of family all sitting around the television has intrigued some of us away from the will ban for fun. I myself have been going through the library picking out the movies so I can see the ones every weekend that I saw while growing up. I found a CD of Casper the Friendly Ghost in the library to check out. Woo Hoo! Having a library card helps end the dreary nights when I remember all those movies that were shared with the family on Hollows Eve, before we went out Trick or Treating. I bet some of you who fear the halls of wisdom never knew they have a section with all the movies from the past just waiting to be checked out. The Public Library lets us check them out free!

A: So you must be in France? If you're not in France... Well, I don't know. If that's the one that says Don't Push This Button in the lobby in the Louvre museum it only causes the toilet's in all the ladies rooms to all have geysers shooting up. That's how the Bidet became popular and the person responsible for it gained fame instead of going to have to clean up the mess every time someone pushed the button. Q: If the people at the top of the food chain are superior beings why is it they haven't put rovers, like the ones on Mars, all over the Moon instead first? And the ones they do send to the Moon always crap out after only a short time?

Out: Copper, carbon, silver nitrate, and a little plastic coating with a message that the 4000 year old DC jar was the result of the world becoming all shook up when a previous singer became so popular all the people danced to the music. Thus the planet even shook to it too. Woo Hoo! The 4000 year old DC battery made within a clay jar was a survivalist's creation so they could get the lights working again. In: a pair of white socks with red stripes down the outside that hold wires that go up to a 9 volt DC battery to get them to heat up on cold Winter days.

A: The Top Stories of Genesis got it's name when a guy couldn't pronounce the words Jen assister who was being asked who his sister was. Jen: short for Jennifer. Which also may have originated when someone was trying to explain what Genies can and can't do. The suppositions for all the different possibilities is Endless, which is another subject entirely. Q: Is Mustard a medication someone just started adding to their food after they applied some to a persons back so often they got a taste for it so it became a condiment?

Will you paste it in to find out about Espada de Fideos Flácida (the sword that wobbles so much it sometimes gets twisted)?

A: The way to San Jose is being kept a secret by the A. M. O. R. C. Rosicrucian Order so people drive around looking for San Jose hoping to see the mystical occurance of an old wizard who found a way to turn lead into gold. Q: What kind of land would you choose to build to spend your life living and growing a family, before you decide to start planning to live anywhere?

Out: The secret house where Giants go to show off their latest achievements to win the Giant's Golden Glory Club house trophy. In: Thirteen witches (who can change their appearance to look however they want) and a wizard they created on October of nineteen forty nine looking for an idea to get back the door to door Trick or Treating the way they liked it on Halloween. (The witches want to restore their coven too.)

Out: Okay! It is safe to use the vending machine again. In: Cinnamon rolls covered in jellied red Maraschino Cherries for a Vampire Nightfest Halloween party. ( It is well known that breakfast for Vampires begins just after Sunset.)

That SUCKS!

What does "Espada de Fideos Flácida sound like when pronounced by Google Translate's when the speaker button is clicked left clicked on?

Espada de fideos flácida (the sword that wobbles so much when you swing it, it sometimes gets twisted)

Double feature... 1st: Furiosa A Mad Max Saga 2nd: Despicable ME 4

Seattle, Washington's Expo 1962.

Back in the Saddle Again Singer, writer, and his his song the famous cowboy singer; Gene Autry

A word to the wise. For example, "A word to the wise: never sign a contract without reading it first".

Kiwi

Out: They're what? Who do think you're dealing with here? The cow is worth a lot more than a few beans. If I don't bring home some money to Mom, Mom will kill me! I... we will starve! In: a 1 lb. sack of white flour, a half cup of white sugar, two small bowls, a platter, a large stirring spoon, a large mixing bowl, and a quart of water. A bunch of birds, bees, butterflies, and some mice and my sister reading from the book Cinderella as she prepares to make something for breakfast. I figured Mom would find that funny and I would escape a severe punishment by keeping my little sister preoccupied since the kitchen would not be a mess when she got up this morning. I will take her out in a minute! Don't touch!

Out: A brown rice paddy made to look like a Hamburger. With Swiss cheese with holes in it. In: A corn dog.

Out: Snow White's life journal telling about the seven dwarfs while she slept under glass during the day after taking a bite out of the a juicy rad apple. No one knew she awakened at night. She went out while everyone was asleep and spent the evenings searching for her prince charming.. In. The last story of the series about four men who were called The Three Musketeers.

A: Infinitely! Q: Watched the watcher watching the watch as the watch passed by marching in time. Do people do that on purpose; still?

Out: A story that tells us about how pumpkins began getting used for lanterns. A time before people had other reasons (like we do today) to make Jack-O-Lanterns for Halloween. In: The movie that is now a perfect movie Family entertainment. Rise of the Guardians.

I've never slept a wink. Until I knew that there was another definition of what a wink is? Now I have slept many a wink! Here have one of the other kind, from me, just for reading this post.

Would you try it if for some reason you were stuck out in the cold?

Loud

I ban @AaronOfMpls for having seen several fun movies about a captain and his crew of pirates who sail together on a ship that was named after what an oyster coughed up. I didn't know oysters could make them thar tings black.