Ulfric killed a king with his voice...(so do you, with a dagger, on a ship) The second in command for the Stormcloaks wears a bear on his head.(so does a bear) It's always more fun to rebel.(rebel, kill, steal, extort, assault...) Stormcloaks are better at activities. (burning, fighting, talking to chicks) - farming, tending sheeps, etc. - Imperials hate freedom.(Ulfric had named himself High King -???-) Imperials hate puppies.(so do i) An imperial is twice as likely to get your sister pregnant.(i don't have a sister) They look like Romans.(it's shallow to judge someone by looks) Romans are ineffectual.They proved this by dying many years ago.(after rulling the greatest empire for over 1000 years)