Akrid

*Acrid is reluctant to eat one, but realizes for peace some sacrifices must be made, he reply's; Ok I'll have one I guess *Why would you want these sanwitches anyway? at the castle there are as many Squid as you could ever eat

Oh that was me that ate him, ShinJiOh you where still in the game, just in the form of poop in a dark deep hole.

*Acrid wakes up and goes to the casino, there he finds shinJiOh and says why such a crazy name!? then eats a raw baby squid from the buffet and appears to enjoy it *Shin looking disguted by Acrids food choice is about to vomit, Acrid says to him; Look I built you a freakin castle ok? Theres hot female dancers much better than the ones here, and private room you can take them to. All the Vodka and Jack you ever want and even some frost-weed (not yet illegal) if thats your thing.

*Acrid needed the cool down, thanks he replied, but your supposed to be dead. Acrid freezes shin and throws him a million miles away * while shin is away Acrid build s shin a castle of his own so he will leave Acrid alone *Acrid diapears into his ice storm and goes to sleep, till tommorow you crazy bastards

*Acrid's castle stands unaffected by the oafs attempts to beat it down, tired of Shin's attacks Acrid apears before him and slashes him with the male without a father sword of Damnation a 1000 times and eats his remain's pooping them out in a deep hole in the ground. *Acrid creates a ice storm that surround his castles, the storm cannot be passed by any means, and anyone who gets clos is obliterated!

*Acrid reinforces his castle with ice pillars and ice-steel rods that form a new castle upside down on top of the new one, one on each planet, any who go to earth1 must go through me!

*Acrid travels up his tower and moves his Dooms day nuke into earth1, relizing it's a dud the blast would be little more than to seperate the plants a little. *the missle explodes and Acrid searchs for Armienia in hopes of making an alliance and moving the battle away from his castle *Just then Future Acrid steps through a time rift and give present-day Acrid a Amulet of resurection, and a sword named the male without a father Sword of Damnation, then Future Acrid says "I have slain the dark one in the future, absolute power is yours!" *Future Acrid disapears back into the rift and Acrid is left with this destiny, but can not know if it is true, Acrid wants peace now, but his destiny is war.

*Acrid finds Adam Neko and prepare to thorw a painful ice-shot when, Adam Neko begins to beg for his life uncontrolably, Acrid then must choose either to kill Adam Neko or..... *Acrid throws the ice shot at the missle deactivating it *But then feeling no satisfaction kicks Adam Neko @ss

*Acrid who already beat Max Payne 2 and the first one is ready to go, and sends a space missle at Ancalagon and blast his restruant to peices *Acrid then builds the largest Nuclear snow weapon of dooms day destruction and aims the rocket-missle upside down, when the missle fires not only will it destroy the world but the entire universe! *Acrid waits for somone to make a wrong move

*Acrids auto guns make waste of pack rats bull dozers

*Acrid sends out messengers to all to find out witch people have fortresses, for alliance purposes only of course. Acrids main desire is for peace and order, absolute order, but peaceful order:) *Acrid watches in amusment as pack rat fueldaly bull dozes to outhouse next store Acrid knows that such methods could never penetrate his super alloyed ice walls

*Finaly "Acrid" had enuff abuse, his face melted off and revealed it was another snow phantom everyone has been beating since Acrid went to hide. *Meanwhile back at Acrids castle, Acrid shakes off the nice-guy thing and summons two Super Ice Ogrims and sends them to kick @ss! *The Ice Ogrims find Ancalagon and beat him to a pulp, then go after Malchik and smash him back and forth untill he crys, then they go for Mojlnir but stop and return home to Acrids Castle

*Acrid creates Ice phantoms to mimic himself and acrid runs away to hide, Now Acrid look-a-likes are everywhere in and around Acrids castle. *Acrid now in a strangely kind mood sends out female ice shades to party with everyone

*Too late Acrid declares as his Dry-ice shades beat lalalala's @ss *Acrid retreats as his forts automated machine guns shoot 700 snow balls per minute at faust and lalalala

*Acrid arises from his pee *hmmm I'm going to build a new kingdom now *with no-one to stop him Acrid builds a new kingdom, with ice walls and more automated ice-bolt machine guns, as well as a missle silo inside the walls with only conventinal long and medium and short range missles *Army of dry-ice Shades summoned

*Acrid finaly growing tired of life above ground diapears into the ground, leaving only a steamy yellow pool to fill the hole, so none will follow

*Acrid comes down and falls on top of Switch *Fully sober now Acrid starts to dig in the ground

*Acrid seals off his tower and begins to orginize the cocco beans, only the beans wont cooperate! *Acrid gets angry and fries the beans then goes down stairs to the detinator and activates it, KABOOM!!!!!! *everyone around is blown away in each diffrent direction

*Acrid uses his personifi fli spell to turn Malchik into a human *Acrid then hurls a massive Ice boulder at Shin blasting him into a mountain

*Acrid hears a load bash and instictivly pummels Malchick with snow balls, but then relized that it wasnt Peregrine, Mojlnir, or the dark one, or anyone else that had good reason to kill him *Hey, uh you want some hot cocco Malchick?

*Acrid growing paranoid and a little more sober starts work again on the missle only this time to use as a escape *Lets see the giro mark3 set-up test verticla alighment sytem goes with the optical cami789 trs set

*Acrid hopes the Dark One doesnt recall his time travel attack on him, Acrid quickly hides in the nose of the missle tower *I'm too drunk for this!!!!! *Acrid takes starts moving snow in his tower to build a wall betwwen him and any intruders

*Acrid drunkenly turns around to see what the F*** was thart sh**? and steps on ShinJioh smashing it itno the snow *Acrid then starts to build a nuke but is so drunk it becomes more of a modern art masterpeice, Aware that he's too wasted to make a nuke Acrid craws inside the tower like missle sticking up from the snow and calls it home

*Acrid uses his forgotten amulet of divine intervention to return to the ruins of earth1, *I did this? thinks Acrid to himself, then he looks up to see a big white ball, wait it's a planet...earth2 *Acrid slowly but shurly swims his way through space to earth2, buring up in the atmosphere he falls all the way to the cool snow *Damn I'm meesed up! says Acrid as he hobbels away. I will need a new kingdom, but whats this a casino? hmm must be Mojlnirs work, no dobt he thought my threat was long past *Acrid enters the casino looking for Mojlnir but only finds slot machines, after spending all his money on gambling and cheap beer, Acrid is thrown out of the casino *Acrid then wonders away into the snow

*Acrid see's a vision of Peregrine still alive! Eager to find him to escape the hell purgotory turned out to be he trys to find a way out. *Acrid yells with a space emmiting voice "Hey Peregrine!!!!!!!, I'm dead!!!!! again!!!! Little help here!!!!!! HEY!!! Look sorry about the earth, technically I didn;t destroy it, though I would have anyway, but still, itwas a mistake come on have a heart!!!! *Damn I'm tired, I hope I don't get kille din my sleep, I mean I could of killed you iin your sleep, look Pergrine come get this time travel amulet (made of ice) I'm going to sleep ok? well tommorow mourning you should be able to have fixed the problem. and restore earth right? So I'll just wake up tommorow mourning in my bed in my kingdom and you'll still have the tower deal thing going, and I'll dismantle all nukes, I promise. :D