Akrid

*Damn! your not going to eat them forever are you? *Acrid pull out a toater strudel, hmmm maybe human food is not so bad * I can't beleive this is how it ends! I was going to destroy Mojlnir and team up with Peregrine and the vampires and then hunt the bunnies, it went all wrong. I should of listened to Mojlnir when I had the chance. Now I'm here and vampires are supposed to go to hell and mmmm.. this breakfast burrito kicks @ss!

*Acrid finds himself next to Ancalagon, and takes the pizza and runs away, knowing if he kills Ancalagon he would be alone here. *Acrid jumps through time to the begging of the snow war and finds the dark one, Acrid bites him and gets special powers from him, then before the dark one even relizes what happened, Acrid jumps back to the present time

*Acrid quickly jumps back into his space ship and takes off as the twenty billion other missles hit, He is headed for the sent of Ancalagon *hmm he's dead, well so am I!

*Acrid lands back on the rock with no-one in sight, and a ugly dead bird on the ground. The water has frozen. *wow that was fast *Acrid seems to have won the planet *Acrid creates a empire and a billion shade army, as well as ice mechs

Acrid Finds his way back to his castle and arranges for the firing of every nuclear weapon he has in one point in order to destroy the world, then he jumps in to his space ship and orbits the moon (made of cheese). COUNT DOWN 3

*Armilia? Acrid asked. I can't just go invade the castle, I'll be blown away! I need to get to my kingdom now! you must help me. *Acrid finds the ice block outside and blows it up with telekisis

*Acrid see's a vampire space ship fly into space, and reliazes his doom, but just then his Shade messenger comes running totaly undetcetable cammy and temp. She takes Acrid's body parts back to his kingdom for reassembly. *Acrid orders a Hardened shelter depleted snow mega nuclear warhead targeted at Pergrines real fortress *but cofused no-one responds to his orderm, wait this isn't his castle!

*Acrid messenger shade with Roland begs Roland to save Acrid

*Acrid begins rannting as if Pergrines listing* *What need do you have for that kingdom, your mighty tower see's over all my knigdom and all my nuclear weapons are at your disposal* *Acrid's tatered remains hide behind a snow drift, with his last ounce of power yells "Roland HELP!!!!"*

*Acrid finds Peregrine still dazed from the beating the ice shades gave him* *Oh, sorry about that, and I kind of desroyed your kingdom, uh.. it was a nuke, now there is 4 feet of water everywhere. *Acrid wonders why a knight was just flunge at him, "oh well he thinks" and bite into obsidianknights neck to feed.

*Acrid true self returns to his Kingdom to check up on Peregrine* *I must leave this to Roland now* *Peregrine where are you!?*

*Acrid appears again before Mojlnir* *HAHAHA!!! FOOL?! silly man, I am far smarter than you! look at Acrid being thrown away! HAHAHAHA!!! You see I have so many decoys, but the the message remains the same, here, I'll do it for you* *Acrid sends the order, the nuke fire’s, on the horizon t\a massive cloud rises and everything that was Peregrines fortress is destroyed the fallout increases another two feet, we are now waist deep in water *

*Acrid almost smiles at such a gesture* *You would be wise to side with me, regardless of my actions, you should be begging me on your knees for my alliance. For as we speak Peregrines fortress is about to crumble, I moved him from it first, incase I need him later. But come to that balcony we should be able to view it, jusy say the word, and his kingdom is gone!* *Ice Shades await Acrids telepathic command, as they ready the Nuke for launch*

*Acrid sighs, and then inviso-moves quickly in Mojlnirs path as he turned away to his inner keep, Acrid says "Fine, we'll stay here Peregrine seems out like a rock and I'm not worried about Marxist male without a father anytime soon, but I don't drink tea, the blood of man is well enuff, spare a servant?*

*Acrid appears before Mojlnir on the battle field and say's "do not worry, Peregrine is asleep at his keep, as we speak my forces are transporting him in a ice cage to my underground dungen beneath my castle, let us go there and deal with this pest, I'm sure the vampires will hold off the attakers here"* *Ice shade unit's target the Ice Nuclear missle of mass destruction at peregrines keep.*

*Acrid appears before Peregrine again and say's "This time no tricks will stop me! Join the vampires Roland and me aganst Mojlnir or we all will be aganst you!" *But Peregrine is sound asleep, so the ice phantom takes his real form and orders Ice shades into Peregrines keep. *Acrid back at his fortress thought about Peregrine falling for such a simple trick, to think he will use a 7.62mm round on a Ice Phantom, when only a snow ball would have been plenty.

*Acrid as a demi god vampire simply vanishes into the air* *Acrid sit's in his throne contiplating his next move, and above all how to spell contiplating*

*Acrid appears before Peregrine and demands he stop his attacks on the undead* *Acrid goes to his command center to disarm the nuke.

*Acrid sends a Ice shade (female, very hot) messenger to Mojlnir with a message; Ice shade; "Acrid is vampiric himself and wishes with Roland to surrender command of the vampires to him or else face a nuclear holocaust"* * "Peregrine shall be the only non-vampire leader allowed amoung our ranks" delacres Acrid

*As night falls Acrid aborts the count down and manualy fires the nuke, The missle hit's Marxist Bastards Fortress and chemical weapon factory. everything there is obliterated! The mushroom cloud stands out in the darkness, the heat wave melts enuff snow to sink the land in two feet of water. Acrid prepare a second nuke to launch at a new target. The light from the blast weakens the vampires.

*Acrid realizing that Marxist male without a father is deep in hiding as well goes to his command center and prepare's the launch seqence, assuming if no moderator says anything that he will fire* COUNT DOWN 3

*Acrid realizes with Peregrines OK he can fire ice NUKE's of mass destruction on Marxist Bastards Fortess, leaving him with no where to retreat after the war and eliminating the threat of chemical weapons.*

*Acrid becomes increasingly paranoid of the Marxist male without a father and summons Ice phantoms with the ability to alter form, he orders them "Take my glorious form and that of the dark one so the assassins that would come for me would kill you instead and seeing the dark one will scare them away!" *Acrid then loads his Frostmus (frosty version of the french famus assalt rifle) and hides deep with in his dungen building a natural imunity to mustard gas and target practicing on Marxist male without a father ice statues. *Ice shades man all non-atutomated snow bolt machine guns

*Acrid growing worried of retaliation fires a standard ice shard missle at Marxist Bastards Army oblierating a good portion but still many remained on course for Mojlnir's fortress* *Acrid then builds a fortified ice gate to serve as a deterant from any that would attack our nuclear missle base in Acrid fortess* *Acrid then goes up into his tower to find diplomat stuck in the snow floor. and damage everywhere, Acrid summons Ice Shades to rebuild the tower and imprison diplomat and any that come in or near his domain.* *Acrid stands by waiting for diplomat to wake up bu tfears he may be dead.* *Acrid then sends out Ice Shade hunters to find Bozone and capture him for a proper execution at Acrids Fortess.* *Finally Acrid declares a cold-war on Marxist male without a father*

*Acrid Prepares the launch of depleted snow nucular missiles and aims for Marxist male without a father's Muster gas fortress, waits on approval from moderator before firing*