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On the great heist quest i entered the guard quarters only to be faced with about 8 imperial guards, quickly used my sign of shadow greater power rendering me invisible. As a result the guards started a free-for-all beating the crap out of each other, i made it a "last man standing" contest with the winner getting impaled with an arrow through the head

929 - shooting a horse in the head at point blank range results in the horse getting killed, the arrow bouncing off it's head and guards coming to arrest you for theft

i'll be buying a new rig shortly before this game is released, i dont think my ol' [email protected] and 320mb 8800GTS combo will run it

"i'm gonna clip your sorry ass!" "when i find you i'm gonna eat your spleen"

"I think on a moral basis, the difference is that a Raider has the knowledge and an idea on what is likely to happen to him/her if they attack." Which is why they'd happily charge at you with a golf club when you're 100 meters away picking off their friends with a sniper rifle :D

that song is bodies by drowning pool. nice work with the clip though

It's the internet remember. you have to learn to expect things like this to popup from time to time :teehee:

reason for being in prison... same reason as you somehow know the penalty for necrophilia

1. there's only one member of the elder council 2. buildings can look in perfect condition from the outside, yet the inside is on fire (bruma mages guild) 3. Valen Dreth must've done something diabolically evil to get 11 years, murder is punishable by 10 days in the slammer 4. the entrance to fort sutch is a small single door on the outside, large double doors on the inside 5. a lot of the plants found are actually hallucinogenic, yet you dont trip balls if you eat them (nightshade, fly aminta caps, wormwood leaves, morning glory) 6. glasses are made of silver, not glass 7. stolen items that are fenced can be bought back and are no longer stolen, even if they're one off items, such as the draconian madstone 8. you can fit an entire set of daedric armour and every daedric weapon inside a jewelry box

tax evasion?

You can. it's called The Elder Scrolls: Arena

make a custom spell that summons mehrunes dagon

First time i played, i needed a silver weapon to combat ghosts and the like so i killed a guard... and ran like hell! Usually though the adoring fan is the lucky victim.

making a custom weapon that does 20,000 base damage and attacking a clanfear or using the fury of aries mod and playing KOTN. when you attack Garlas Malatar, all the knights have blades of overkill (99999 shock, fire and frost damage) one uses it, kills everyone else AND I COP THE BLAME!! LOL

Goto the arena, become grand champion, kill the adoring fan and join the dark brotherhood

it's not so much the player leveling i don't like, it's the fact that enemies, spells, weapons and loot level with the player. For example, if you complete the fingers of the mountain quest at level 2 the spell you get is pretty crap, but if you complete it at level 26 you get one of the most powerful spells in the game

mudcrabs aren't so bad. unless they're more fearsome than you

there's a bow called hatred's soul, and some arrows by the same name. The arrows have soul trap ability, can be found in one of the oblivion planes (the one with the portal of natural disasters) finding it can be tricky, look for a cave entrance called "fume vaults"

People in Cyrodiil can't jump, except you of course slaughter fish can somehow travel over land and wind up in flooded caves miles from the nearest body of water Imperial legion Foresters regularly attempt to kill each other Umbacano is a VERY patient man You only get about 12 years for killing 1000 guards (maybe that's what Valen Dreth done) You automatically know the penalty for commiting multiple offences of necrophilia in Cyrodiil ( Is that why you were imprisoned!?!? ) the guards blatantly refuse to enter an oblivion gate to close it, but will happily chase you inside one for stealing a fork Baurus will always find you, no matter where you are

i've had this happen in the arena too, but i think it had something to do with deadly reflex, i lopped his head off, he wasn't the first one though

Marauder: "looks like your handy with a blade" me: switches to daedric warhammer and smashes their skull to pieces

Guard: "stop criminal! I've heard of you, your criminal exploits are well known. pay the fine or serve your sentence....." Me: "if my criminal exploits were so well known you wouldn't have bothered to come within 20ft of me as i have killed 999 guards and you're next!! 1,000,000 septim bounty FTW!!! Npc: "I'm SO happy to see you I could BURST!" Me: casts "convulsive combustion" spell

Name of you character: Criminal Scum Weapon or Weapons of your character: Sword of burning c****, Sword of freezing c****, Sword of shocking c**** (all custom enchanted templar swords) Head Slot: dread knight helm (retextured version) Upper Body Slot: as above Hand Slot: as above Lower Body Slot:as above Back Slot (Cape): Cape Of Immunity (custom enchanted black cape) Feet Slot: as above Amulet Slot: amulet of god (500pts speed, 500pts strength) Class: Battlemage Birthsign: atronach Race:Breton The person they worship: NO ONE

tried all of that, used TECS to remove the weapon enchantment but it still looks buggered

reinstalled oblivion, downloaded OOO again. problem still persists