Epitaph Suggestions

[wiseman303]

Excellent Idea! Looking forward to seeing this mod finished.

 

Here's a few epitaphs I came up with. I might make more later.

 

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Here lies Farmin Bight. He should've went left instead he went right.

 

Terry Swift - Everyone misses him, but that last arrow didn't.

 

Bernard Panoit - Overcharging my staff of fireballs. Very funny Simine.

 

Simine Panoit - Well it WAS a good prank.

 

Bolak gro-Shekur - How many pit traps can there be in one dungeon?

 

Ghazur gro-Bolak - I'm positive the chest isn't trapped.

 

Calvario Talanian - After this, I'm retiring.

 

Ulmorwen - It can't possibly be bottomless.

 

Gaeldor - Wow, I can't believe I survived tha-

 

Meldimir - Beware little things with big teeth.

 

Smart-Like-Tree - It seemed like a good idea at the time...

 

Ahnshidasha - There is such a thing as running too fast.

 

Cypher - Should've taken the blue pill...

[ihateregisteringeverywhere]

"A.O.

 

Lived once, died twice.

The second mistake was

singing his favorite song

while hauting his old house

when sain Jiub walked by"

 

Kudos to who'll get the refference ;).

[gorzil]

Just came up with a new one:

 

"Good friend, for my sake forebear to dig the dust enclosed here. Blest be the man that spares these stones, and curst be he that moves my bones."

 

That's what's on Shakespeare's gravestone.

[durham1984]

Version 1.2 Is out IC Is Done. Tombstone Epitaphs Ver 1.2 Enjoy =D

 

Thanks All For The Epitaphs, I tried to give everyone proper credit, if I missed anyone let me know :D

[durham1984]

Just a quick update: Found a way to make this thing go much smoother and will be working on replacing all Stones in the game and redoing IC *Sigh* But anywho, if you would like to keep adding more epitaphs feel free :) :thanks:

 

PS Will likely take a few weeks to get it done the way it needs to be so don't hold yer breath hehe :whistling:

[Argomirr]

I hope I'm not too late, but could you put me in as well? Perhaps in a future version?

 

"Here lies Argomirr. He forgot to bring lettuce to Sheogorath's shrine."

 

Great concept, by the way!

 

Oh, and ihateregisteringeverywhere,

"A.O.

 

Lived once, died twice.

The second mistake was

singing his favorite song

while hauting his old house

when sain Jiub walked by"

 

Saint Jiub drove Aldos Othran and his horrible cliffracer songs from Cheydinhal, just as did with the cliffrarcers in Vvardenfell, I presume?

[ihateregisteringeverywhere]

Oh, and ihateregisteringeverywhere,

"A.O.

 

Lived once, died twice.

The second mistake was

singing his favorite song

while hauting his old house

when sain Jiub walked by"

 

Saint Jiub drove Aldos Othran and his horrible cliffracer songs from Cheydinhal, just as did with the cliffrarcers in Vvardenfell, I presume?

Precisely my dear, grats and kudos ;D I was almost loosing hope you know!

 

I can't believe I forgot the T in saint though.

[cheesemcbutter]

Here's One 1!

 

Cheesemcbutter Ate Poisoned Cheese

[exanimis]

Exanimis Nuff said

 

My shoes are gone Clyde, the dog must have got 'em. (last words spoken by Clyde Barrow's brother, L.C.Barrow after being shot in the head.)

[durham1984]

Version 2.0 Will be done this week and it will be the final version including ALL stones in the game (Tamriel at least hehe) All towns and small out of the way stones will be readable, and I just want to say thanks everyone for submitting your very cool epitaphs, I used most if not all in the thread. If you have anymore I would be glad to add them if you can get them up in the next 3-4 days! Thanks everyone for the support, kudos, kind words, and Inspiration making my first mod feel like a good addition! 2.0 SHOULD be out this week!!! :thumbsup: :thanks: