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A: Because it will turn them to the bark side. (I sound like a Christmas cracker...)

Q: Why does gravity  cause everything to go downwards?

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A: Because Isaac Newton created it to do just that!

Q: Why did the french steal egg toast from the gypsies?

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A: The French thought it was an eggcellent thing to eat, and they couldn't get un oeuf of it.  Some started selling it too, and made some good bread!

Q: Why are bacon and eggs and pancakes and such breakfast foods? 🥓🍳🥞🧇

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20 hours ago, Drakefell01 said:

A: Because Isaac Newton created it to do just that!

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A: Because they are flat -ish. If they were all heap-y then they couldn't be a breakfast dish because people don't have time to work through mountains of food. (Even I think that answer is implausible).

Q: Why are oranges all dimpled?

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A: That's a result of the durability testing at the orange factory. After the orange reaches maturity, the workers pluck them and begin hurling them at each other. Oranges that are dented or 'dimpled' as you call it are deemed satisfactory, passing the test, and those that burst are eaten on the spot.

Q: When you bleach fabric, why does it turn white?

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A: It turns?  That's a surprise.  I thought fabric was cleaned when chlorine was poured into the water with it.  When it gets turned by the stirring rod the chlorine washes out the color while passing through the strands of the fabric.   Chlorine gets rid of bugs, bugs poo, and mold too, so all the color was partly because of bugs living on their own plot of land, near where they left their filth outside their house and we, if our bedding wasn't washed daily, were snoozing on top their yards at night, that are so small they barely notice us crushing down upon them, to sleep upon the fabrics near their house and the outhouse.

Q: Why are dogs man's best friend?

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A: Because cats lost the vote and have been perturbed about it ever since.

Q: Why are there so many different languages spoken globally?

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A: Eating and talking isn't a different language, it's just Mothers' around the glob of food on the table trying to keep those talking with their mouths full from spitting food back on the lazy girl in the middle holding all the different trays of cooked food.

Q; Why did so many people post pictures of their cats because they thought the cats were so cute?

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