Pagafyr Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 A: Because it was a cold hard cash? You must have mistaken it for bread. HIPPIEs called money bread instead of money. Q: Is a dowry a medieval way of insurance so all the daughters of the royal house get married off? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 A: Dowry is another word for bread according to the hippies Q: Did i leave my stove on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 A: Touch your stove pipe hat to check. It still might be warm from standing too close to your stove. Q: Why is dog speak called barking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 A: Because when somebody was naming it they saw a tree Q: How many stairs would there be if they built a staircase up mount everest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 A: That is a rediculous question. To answer it I would have to stare at the mountain while the man dressed wearing a buck's skins that he probably rented from a deer who was changing into their summer suits while the man tries to convince me to pay him money to take a picture while he is standing in my way so I can't shoot a shot and get an idea of if anyone whose faces I see are on the side of that mountain because they all probably rushed to get more friends who all want to be paid to get shot by a camera. Q: Why does the planet Earth spin around? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Well it can't exactly spin up or down in space, where there is no up or down. Why can't dogs talk, while parrots can? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 A: dogs can't talk because they have wood disease (bark) Q: Why is coin not the world currency Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Because there wouldn't be anymore banknotes. If a sneaky Japanese and a small Maori have a child will it be a shinhobbit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 A: no it would take after only one parent Q: why don't mountains fall over when i push them with a snow plow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 A: Anyone with a little knowledge of the French language knows that Mountains are Grand Tetons and plowing into them only makes them wobble and some times get bit of a white top, we English (US) call snow caps. Q: Why isn't Earth a bad word since it means it is dirt? So is meaning of the word poop, so is the meaing of the word shyte or s#*!, so why doesn't Earth get struck from this sites dictionary for being dirtier then all the others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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