AaronOfMpls Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 A: Because there's still a bit of jungle ape that never evolved out of us. Q: How the heck does Weird Al capture someone's musical essence so well in his style parodies? (Not just the straight-up song parodies.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deleted156886133 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 A: Weird Al's grandmother was a gypsy witch and taught him a variety of spells and magical potion recipes when he was young. To capture someone's musical essence, Al first readies his mind through an arcane Romani mind focusing technique then listens to a sound recording of his mark performing. All the while extracting and absorbing the thoughts and emotions that inspired the music into his own consciousness. Q: Why is it imperative to have a level, solid foundation before constructing a building? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 Because otherwise it is going to crumble which can be a relevant choice if you plan to dedicate your building to the eponymous pastry, by the way. If I want to study the way electricity works do I need to study on an electric chair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 A: You can but it might be the last thing you study so think carefully. And make a will. Q: Why do snails go so slowly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deleted156886133 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 zixi! You did it again! Argh! Well, my answer is so damned good, I'm leaving it. A: Of course not. Electric chairs were deemed inhumane for executions and the study of electricity. It is now common practice at all institutions where the study of electricity is performed for the person to arbitrarily insert an empty, electrically charged hypodermic needle directly into their body. As with lethal injection executions, it also advised for the study of electricity to cleanse the area with an alcohol swab first to prevent infection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deleted156886133 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 (edited) A: Their legs are very, very short. Q: How much chewing gum can I buy with $19.37? Edited May 3 by UsernameWithA9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 (edited) 5 minutes ago, UsernameWithA9 said: zixi! You did it again! Argh! Well, my answer is so damned good, I'm leaving it. No I didn't. We did it again. Last time you beat me didn't you? But I didn't notice as I'm old and slow and not very observant. The same thing happened to me a while back - I had what I thought was a brilliant answer but alas, my connection was wonky and by the time I could post it, it was way too late. It will remain unshared. The perfect riposte. I'm all confused... Edited May 3 by zixi confused... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 A: blankity, blank, blank, blank. Q : Doe our keyboard do the thinking or is it our blank, blankity, blank question that is thinkings>? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 This what must be what happens when we think faster than snails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deleted156886133 Posted May 3 Share Posted May 3 A: I must say, Pagafyr, I have no idea how to answer that. Q: Are you stoned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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