Reasonable Question, Ridiculous Answer

[Pagafyr]

A: You're supposed to take a shower before you leave the beach and thus it's because everyone doesn't bother and the sign over the shower heads out there on the edge of parking lot get no attention at all.  So many people drove to a conveniece store in a small town where there used to be green grass, lovely trees, and bushes with unicorns and dragons and all sorts of mythical beings.

You will be able to see the replica's of at the Museum of the Rockies in Bozemen Montana on the 24th of May.  That's all that is left of Golden Grove CA now because all of those people stopping to take pictures after they left the beach and now they call it Death Valley, because of all the sand they had falling off their bodies and flip-flops.

Q: Why do the call a shell that is round and flat a Sand Dollar?

[Drakefell01]

A: Crabs use them as currency 

Q: Why do people get sick enjoyment from trolling the web?

[Pagafyr]

A: They lived under a bridge most of their lives having to deal with Billy Goats Gruff.  They don't think anyone is making any cents and they are still trying to find ways to annoy people to get them so excited they will throw cyber cash at them, to avoid getting eaten for posting around in threads that bring them dangerously close the Knight in Brians world that was really a troll who ate that knight and put on the armor.

Q: Why do some people put Habanero (I heard that it is pronounced jabanero by the gardeners in Mexico) sauce in their food?

[AaronOfMpls]

A: They think it's the hot thing to have.

Q: What's up, doc?

[zixi]

A: I'm fine thanks.  Or are you addressing a document?

Q: Why do muscles ache after exercise?

 

[Guest deleted156886133]

A: They're sick and tired of doing all of the work for lazy bones. The aching you feel are the muscles trying to detach themselves from the bone while the tendons hold them secure. So, it's a tug of war after any sort of strenuous activity.

Q: I shudder to think but, What would the world be like without coffee?

[Drakefell01]

A: coffee drinkers will go insane and start trying to take over the world (for not coffee drinkers we would hide in holes made in the dirt like moles)

Q: why can't i get stronger muscles in my knees when i jog every day?

[Pagafyr]

A: There were three knees talking one day before man lost a leg in a fight with a mer.  The man was swimming and didn't see that he crossed into the mer territory.  The mer saw the foot on one leg wagging around while the other two were pumping and swaying so fast the mer didn't realize was attached to a leg.  Swimming fast to catch that foot the mer opened his toothy mouth to get a bit.  The foot on the leg bent so it slipped neatly into the mouth of the mer.   The mer got mans foot in his throat and the rest was rammed in all the way up to the knee.  Where the mer bit off more than he could chew.  Now the man is healed up, but he has a problem.  He now has two left feet, and stump where his knee used to be on the right one.

Q: Why did someone decide to give males and femles the names, Man and Woman?

[AaronOfMpls]

A: Back when man just meant human, some guy kept saying "Whoa!" whenever he saw a gal he liked.

Q: What time is it?

[Guest deleted156886133]

A: *holds up empty cup* Time for more coffee!

Q: Do you have the time?