Drakefell01 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 A: because they eat too many raisins Q: What does a fish sound like? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 A: After a study for many years the leader in the department that studied fish claims they are not fish. Q: Why is tuna one of the favorite people eat from the oceans creatures? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 A: Because people are well-attunaed to it. Q: Excuse me -- is this seat taken? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsernameWithA9 Posted May 13 Author Share Posted May 13 A: Yep. About 15 minutes ago. Feller come along and stole it. An' it's a damned shame too. There's been a plague of stolen seats come lately. Folks 'round here ain't got no wheres to sit much anymore. When we catch that darned seat stealing fool, we's gonna hang 'em! Q: Why is NASCAR still so competitve? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 A: NASCAR is caught in a competitive loop. Once it used to be highly watched and commanded huge TV audiences however, people have had to buy increasingly large screens to fit the increasingly large cars onto the screen and unfortunately their houses are no longer large enough to house them so they've taken to building their own much smaller stock cars (as they did in the past) and racing them on their own, proper dirt track routes. So, NASCAR is trying to keep up with the past and is competing against itself... There's no escape from that. The infinite loop problem... There's only one real fix for that... Q: How does yeast work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 A: It works for the dough. It's following the trend of working to earn a living. So many of the yeast friends are holding up signs, Will work for Dough. It's deplorable how much of a rise that it is getting in ways from the hippies who changed their name and became yippie groups who all made a lot of bread. They even got the other yeasteners a pardon for resisting working for free and going to Banada to so they could promote Dodge instead of afford. Q: Is Chardonay good with two layer vanilla frosting covered white cake desserts? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 (edited) A: As long as you don't mix it together. Serve the Chardonay in a glass. Eat the cake with a fork from a plate or bowl. Q: Why do spiders have eight legs? Edited May 13 by zixi because I typed more nonsense than usual... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 A: That's a question that needs a correction for those who don't know a girl with a body like a figure 8. The spider only has four legs the other four are her arms. Q: Why did married guys in the 1940's all have poker night on Thurdays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 A: They were busy on other nights. Q: How many fingers am I holding up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 A: 8 fingers and two thumbs unless you've lost some somehow or didn't start off with that amount. Q: Why does water appear to be wet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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