AaronOfMpls Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 (edited) A: To put you in a state of confusion. Q: Why does the US have so many straight borders? Edited May 19 by AaronOfMpls 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 (edited) A: The second pronunciation is for those suffering from nits. Q: Why do jets make such a lot of noise? Arggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh AaronofMpls's reply didn't show... then it did. I'm in an alternate time - with lag - trust me... A: (to AaronOfMpls)... Because when they were drawing up the plans they had a brand new ruler (straight edge, rule, line gauge) and they really, really, really wanted to keep drawing straight lines. So... Q: Why **do** jets make a lot of noise? Edited May 19 by zixi all explained in my addition... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 (edited) A: Because they are dragons cloaked by the government Q: Why does both belgium and france claim to have invented fries? Edited May 19 by Drakefell01 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 A: It's called bell jam for a reason and francine didn't know the potatos he picked in Ireland were suffering from a family plants. Q: Why can't chickens fly? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 A: Because people tie invisible balls and chains to their legs... It makes flying really difficult. Q: Why did the ancient Egyptians build the pharaohs' tombs as pyramids? Why not as cubes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 A: they made the structures this way because at the time it was flood resistant and now its sand resistant also it was a symbolisation that egyptian pharaohs were aliens with pointy heads so they had pointy pyramids. Q: Why does the English language have the letter C if it makes the same sound as 2 other letters? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 A: Legacy support. Many French- and Latin-writing scholars might have written angry letters to English Language Tech Support if they'd dropped it -- or worse, used it purely for the ch sound like Dakota now does! Q: Why did Q choose the name Q when he introduced himself to Captain Picard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 A: He thought it would help them bond. James Bond had a Q so why not Picard too. Q: Who invented the tracks for a rail road train? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 A: The first wagon-way kind of thing was the Diolkos - in Greece - and it was invented by Deon Nysus. It is truly ancient. The first rail track was laid from Wollaton to Pingapong in Australia and it was invented by Crocodile Max who needed a quick way to get all those crocodile skins from Wollaton to Pingapong. Q: Why do deer have antlers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 A: The better to poke trouble with. Q: How did Ulfric really kill High King Torygg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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