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A: Woah! That's the hardest question anyone has ever asked me... Let's put it another way. I think Skywind will be released first but TES VI might well escape before then judging by what happened with Starfield... and so on... mentioning no names...

Q: Why do some insects sting and other ones bite?

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A: The biters are hungry we shouldn't be putting our hands in their area of restaurant dining and the stingers are defending their flowers while pollenating.  You'd be a bit PeOD if some giant interrupted you while you were, wouldn't you?

Q: Why are there so many apps for making mods?  

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A: To make it more complicated, just for you. 😛

Q: Why do some of us snore when we sleep?

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A: Depends.  Your nose could be slightly clogged making your esophogus flap flutter.  A lumber jack snores because they dream of sawing logs.

Q: How do we come up with questions which are often meaningful at the time, but lose the potential after we ask them because we suddenly think about them more and possible answers flow in?  Where do the answers come from?

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A: The Answer Fairy.

Q: In case you haven't noticed, no one can login to the mod pages at the moment. What's your best guess as to what's going on?

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A: The answer you gave made one of the fairies that gives life to everything in that area of expertise felt unsettled and has lost control so Nexusmods is experiencing fairy failure.

Q: What are the increments of a unit compared to inches in video games? 

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A: Big. Very big. Biggest ever.

Q: Why is everything like being broken?

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A: Because there are more ways for something to be broken than there are to not be broken.  That and frickin' Steve keeps getting his mitts into everythingDammit Steve.

Q: Why hasn't xkcd been linked in here before?

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A: Because it has it's letters uixed mp.  Has nothing to do with temperature.  Pixies are not fairies, (Tinker Bell is a Pixie) the fairies are small but much more mischievious.  When we confuse one Fairy with good logic they suddenly become so confused they push the off button when they meant to press send.  Then they try to correct their mistake and push the Internet backbone stabilizer button instead of the button to prepare the download speed.  If they aren't paying attention their little finger's act like they have a life of their own   Instead they press the Upload button which is slower and makes it faster.

Which messes up the mod page so the Vortex download manager thinks it is in uplaod mode.  Which messes up the webpage functions horribly.

Time to call in the Pixies to get those fairies restored to a happy place before the Fairy in charge of the Config Station messes up the rest of Blacktreegamings services.

Q: Why do people think pixies and fairies are the same kind of people when they're two different orders and clans?

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Because the only image of a fairy they saw was too pixelated so they could identify its content.

 

Why isn't OJ Simpson among the main characters of The Simpsons?

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