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A:  The MC of locally sensible but globally surreal art. 😎

Q: Where did that screwdriver end up?  It's not hanging with the other ones.  🪛

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A: What's that hanging on your super hero utility belt?

Q: What game has the most dragons in it?

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A: A better question would've been: How much time would you like to invest into researching the copious amount of dragon games created since the idea's conception? A quick DuckDuckGo search brings up Dragon Age, Dragon IO, Dragon City, Dragon Mania, Dragon This, Dragon That, Best Dragon Games of 2024, Best Dragon Games To Get Stoned To And/Or Play. Okay, I just stuck that last one in there. But there's so, so many.

Q: Speaking of getting stoned, where's my papers?

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A: Alzheimer's is his first name. His last name is Disease.

Q: Uhhh... Where are my scissors?

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A: Next to your haircut.

Q: How and why do objects get lost?

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A: The capability of doing so will only become apparent once we become one with the matrix. So saith the oracle.

Q: Do sound waves slow as they transmit over a valley?

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A: Yes. They do. This is because they follow the valley instead of travelling in a straight line. Sound waves are attracted to dips and gulleys and will always 'detour' to 'investigate' them. They are also affected by mist and will mingle with mist particles thus muffling the sound. They can actually get lost in mist so that the sound doesn't transmit at all but ends up somewhere else.

Q: Why are rainbows bow shaped?

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A: The Earth keeps moving.  The rainbow plants one end in and starts to rise up only to find it is being pulled on as it does and fights to keep the other end where the pot of Gold is.

Q: Is a rainbow really pointing at one end to a vein of gold on the planet Earth?

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