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A: Of course not. Have you been out drinking with leprechauns again? 

Q: The first evidence we have of the concept of zero dates back 5000 years to the Sumerian culture. If that was the concept's inception, how did we indicate nothingness before zero?

As an aside, it could be argued that the Sumerians created nothing.

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You can probably find the answer somewhere between nullarbor and the Rub' Al Khali "empty quarter".

 

What is the favorite meat of the average vegetarian?

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A: Cheese.  Every vegen and vegetarian I have chatted with eats cheese.  Cheese is just one step from being the meat of the fauna they took the milk from to make the cheese without first signing a contract so the fauna gets some reciprocation and fair trade.

Q: Do all Nord, Norseman, and Norswomen drink Bee honey wine?

 

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I don't know, I  never made a poll with them.

 

If someone says to me "I'm going to miss you" does it mean the persons shoots very badly or that I dodge too well?

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Ridiculous answer first to a reasonable question is your problem.  You asked a rediculous question.

If you're tired of a game you should go take a nap.

How many chucks of wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  Is a ridiculous question too.

How many games can a person using a fictious name play before they start to strain their brain?

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A: Today on Leafly.com there's a selection of hybrid strains on sale. First of all, there's OG Diesel. It has a THC content of 28.5% and a CBD of 0.1% at $30 for a 1/2 ounce. Next is my personal favorite, Biscotti Pie. It's THC is higher with 31.4% and a CBD of 0.1%. It's also $30 for a 1/2 ounce. At then there's Jealousy X Runtz, falling in the middle on THC with 30% even and no CBDs. It's selling for $40 for an 1/8 ounce. Oh wait... were you asking about... wait, what was the question?

Q: Should someone drive a minivan to the Alps?

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A: Not if you have to cross the sea; minivans aren't very good in deep water. It's better to use a boat or swim. If you swim then look out for sharks. Don't try to take your minivan with you... it will be hard to drag behind you as you are swimming. Hire one when you reach the Alps. 

Q: Why do some insects bite yet others sting?

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A: It depends on which bad movies they're criticizing.

Q: How many jellybeans are in this big jar?

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