zixi Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 A: Bien sûr. Q: Why **do|** the English say "raining cats and dogs"? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 A: Meow sounds occur when the rain passing our ears mee ow and because the drops are so big it's heavy enough to wash the Bark off of tree trunks. A 2: In the ways of rain you would expect cords of split wood raining down ready to stack in the wood shelf for the next Winter. Get on board and collect your split wood, ready for your days of lumber keeping you warm so you can slumber sweetly in your log cabin each night when it's cold outside. Q: Are ants good at terra forming the soil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deleted156886133 Posted July 5 Share Posted July 5 A: Does a bear crap in the woods? In fact, they're so damned good at terraforming Earth's soil that they were once considered as an option to send to Mars. But until scientists can genetically create an ant that can withstand Mars' hostile environment --unsuitable air pressure and oxygen content, lack of food and drinkable water, etc.-- the Mars terraforming effort will have to seek other options. Perhaps a mechanical ant drone guided by an artificial intelligence based on ant behavior? But anyone who has read 'Prey' by Micheal Crighton could see that that is probably not a good idea. We all know how territorial ants can get. Here's to hoping we don't become too smart for our own good. All Earth needs is some megalomaniacal ant queen hell-bent on dominating the Universe. It goes rogue, occupying Mars and then subsequently launches an assault on us in an effort to conquer our solar system and beyond. We could probably just squash the first million or so underfoot but they would soon overwhelm us. Especially when they enlist the help of our native cockroaches. Yes, they will know what we hate so severely and will definitely use it against us. Q: Why do people say 'smile for the camera'? 9 times out of 10, the smile you see in staged photos is most likely fake. If your eyes don't reflect the smile, it's blatantly obvious. So, why is it so damned important? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted July 5 Share Posted July 5 A: Because they don't remember to use the words, "Say Cheese!". Q: What is the difference between a reasonable answer to a reasonable answer question to a ridiculous answer to a reasonable question? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted July 5 Share Posted July 5 A: ERROR: ANSWER NOT FOUND Q: Has a robot replaced me in this game? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deleted156886133 Posted July 5 Share Posted July 5 @AaronOfMpls Thanks for answering that because I was uncharacteristically perplexed and chose to pass. You stumped me @Pagafyr. Congratulations! A: Maybe yes, maybe no. If one has, then I think we have a problem. If not, then it's up to you to prove that it is indeed you over there. How would you prove that, you ask? Well, you could post a picture of yourself performing some action that we, your now suspicious fellow forum game players, dictate. Since I'm here now, I'll do the dictating. You must post a picture of yourself standing on one leg, the left leg, and your right arm outstretched holding an A9 paper sign inscribed calligraphically that says, 'I'm not a robot'. If you don't know how to write in calligraphy, I suggest you learn. The pinkie finger of your left hand will be in your nose. You don't actually have to pick it but it would be funny if you did. Q: What do people mean when they say, 'The time sure went fast'? Were did it go and is it possible to bring it back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted July 6 Share Posted July 6 A: Ridiculous is that time is neither going or coming; neither is time fast or slow. Just the passion some have for their work makes them lose track of time. Summer time is longer in a day and shorter for a night, if our passion is focused on to get the item working so we can get it out on time for the market; we regard our work more important and not when it's quitting time. Only those that don't want to stop until they feel they've completed what they started to so they can finish are they that know nothing about time going by too fast. They regret it if they have to stop before they finish, just because someone says they have to. Q: Is the mystery really about "how to get to" where you want to go to get where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deleted156886133 Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 A: The mystery lies in how to answer that question in even a ridiculous fashion. Q: What are the functions of a bicycle spoke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted July 8 Share Posted July 8 A: To put playing cards on with clothes pins to make it sound cool when riding the bicycle. Q: Who invented bicycle seats for banana bicycles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted July 9 Share Posted July 9 Someone with a very thick skin. Why is there a Canada dry drink and no Mexico wet drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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