Pagafyr Posted July 9 Share Posted July 9 A: Because one is made for people living near swampland and the other is made from cactus with worms to drain the poison out of the bottle. (Don't eat the Worm!). Q: Why do some children seem to feel trapped where they live and don't have the means to think of a way to enjoy life outside that zone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deleted156886133 Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 A: Because social media. Q: How much of ancient Native American tobacco production --from seed to end product-- was adopted and carried forth into today's industry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 A: Ask the peeps that are called the Crow: Nation Q: What is the difference between a good Samaritan and a Philanthropist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 A: The spelling. 'Samaritan' is spelled S A M A R I T A N. And 'Philanthropist' is spelled P H I L A N T H R O P I S T. Q: Why are rugby balls oval-ish*? * elongated ellipsoidal to be a bit more precise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 A: So they won't look like soccer balls. ️ Q: Where's the beef? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deleted156886133 Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 A: It sounds like you just had an Impossible burger. Cows everywhere moo a moo of thanks to you. Q: Why is it imperative for the foundation of a building to be level? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 A: So those people who believe the Earth is Flat so they don't fall off the balcony when they lean over the rail to take in the view down at the pool where people are only two feet below the railing and won't drown in the oval shaped swimming pool. Q: If I spell two words incorrectly does that mean the two words don't mean anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 A: Yes, if the two words were kuleqvatz and gfslimnnola. Q: How often do people look up dictionary in the dictionary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 (edited) As oftenly as they practice metahumor. If I want to hear a heavy metal concert do I have to be in a steelworks factory? Edited July 16 by Oblivionaddicted 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted July 16 Share Posted July 16 A: Only if you want to listen to Steely Dan or Steeleye Span. Q: Why is a flute called a woodwind instrument when it isn't made of wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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