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A: No... I mean, yes? No... yeah, actually no. Sorry for the wishy-washiness but the wording of your question confounds me. But with all due respect to your suggestions, that's a hell of a lot of reading and requisite contemplating. I just don't have the time. I was just curious about the source of all the things that have been said. Now I know. Besides, I prefer more contemporary philosophers.

Q: Are you satisfied with your current mattress?

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A: The current is slow where my leaf doth lay still now.  Rain is coming.  Soon the water in the creek will rise and my leaf will raise up and be freed from the bank.

Lifting me gently up so the banks I pass by don't catch me in their scum.  The freedom to travel along unhindered by moss covered branches, twigs, or vines all stretching them selves out to try and snag my lofty mattress leaf to try to bring it into their collapsing creek bank.  To add support to it so the creek might not expose more tangles exposed by the dirt bank being washed away there in them.  My leaf gently rises and slowly falls with the current as if my leaf were a mattress holding me as I continuing drifting and dreaming upon my lifeboat headed out to the East coast.

Q: Why is the Atlantic Ocean not as salty as the Pacific Ocean?

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A: There are many different fields of science where the math has a different sum.

Q: What does Water smell like before we put anything in it to give it flavor or add electrolytes?

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A: Up until the discovery of gravity, people could sleep while standing. If they were feeling tuckered out midday after rising early to milk the chickens, there was no need to find a bed. They could just take a little standing nap wherever they were. But thanks to Sir Issac Newton and his hoity-toity new Law of Gravity, that was no longer possible. Suffice it to say, folks were none too pleased with Mr. Newton for spoiling their napping party. It was as true then as it is now, lawmakers are always spoiling a good party.

Disclaimer: Chicken milking should only be performed by a trained professional.

Q: Of the following three dog breeds, which one would win a drooling contest?

  1. Cane Corso
  2. Saint Bernard
  3. Dogue de Bordeaux
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A: Tricky. All will drool...

1. An untrained Cane Corso  - will drool looking at someone perhaps wondering which part to eat first.

2. A trained Saint Bernard will drool on finding someone because a reward of a special treat is likely forthcoming.

3. A Dogue de Bordeaux - trained or untrained will likely drool because of their physical structure... 

However, getting 1 and 3 **to** the drooling contest might be difficult so my advice is to put your money on the Saint Bernard.

 

Q: How do clouds stay in a reasonable clump? Why don't they fall apart as they move or all clump together in a big clumpy?

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A: Invisible cloud shepherds.

Q: Was that a baaaaad answer? 🙂

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21 minutes ago, AaronOfMpls said:

Was that a baaaaad answer?

A: You must be a father because that was such a dad joke.

Q: How does a disposable lighter work?

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A: No idea. I always dispose of them at once... says worrying about disposing of them later.

Q: Why does light travel so fast?

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