AaronOfMpls Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 On 8/25/2024 at 11:08 AM, Pagafyr said: Q: Who invented the gag glasses with eyeballs on springs that bob about when you move your head? A: Somebody with a sense of humor, probably. Q: Did anyone miss me in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 A: If you had been standing around long enough to toss the frost from the freezer I made into a snowball I wouldn't have missed you. SPLAT! Q: Why do women call their children baby goats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Probably because they think their baby is the Greatest Of All Times. Since democracy is notably based on the independence of justice and since the prosecutors are civil servants in France how can we consider France as a democracy? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 A: It isn't. The underbelly of France is aiming to destroy the foundation of the French form of government. Once those shadow people succeed in bringing down the structure with the elected officials status changed, just like Athens did, women will take the official government status, official seats. Then the supporters and shadow people really start fighting among each others groups and will end up destroying the entire system just like Ancient Athens did. Q: What's your opinion about Rudyard Kipling's epic poem "To be a Man." ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deleted156886133 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 A: You could change both instances of the word man to human and it wouldn't affect it's meaning one bit. Q: Why can't we see wi-fi signals? Bonus Question: What would the world be like if we could see wi-fi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 (edited) A: Because they're invisible. I thought everyone knew that. If you could see them then it would probably mean that there was something seriously different about either your eye-sight or your brain. Most of eye-sight is interpretation by brain anyway so it would likely be a different performance criteria of an individual brain that was causing that to happen. If anyone thinks they can see them then either keep very quiet about it or don't. If you do the latter you might end up on the news and that might not be good. Especially if it required wi-fi to transmit it... Q: What happens when a black hole meets another black hole and they crash? @AaronOfMpls Yes +1 Edited August 28 by zixi Forgot something... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 4 hours ago, zixi said: Q: What happens when a black hole meets another black hole and they crash? A: They start bumping accretion disks, sparks and gamma rays fly ... and then the smaller one gets devoured black-widow-style, the final stages of which literally take forever, at least in our frame of reference. (In theirs its more of a "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!") Q: What happens if a catcher in the rye meets some pitchers at an exhibition? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 A: The girls in the old Junior High School library will keep taking the book off the shelf. You'll know they are looking for forbidden words they can not say in their parent's homes. Every time they find a forbidden word they will break out into giggles that will remind you of a gaggle of geese chatting. Because they are just taking the book off the shelf when I go there because I need it to make a book report it's never shown as being checked out! Q: How many Heifers does it take to make enough cream to fill your needs for it in your coffee every day? Spoiler None! Because a Heifer hasn't had any babies yet and can't produce creamy delicious unpasteurized milk until they do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deleted156886133 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 (edited) A: You know, if you answer your own question, it takes the fun out of it for the rest of us. Sure, you put it under a spoiler. But who can resist clicking a button? I know I can't. Especially when it says Reveal hidden contents. I read that as a euphemism for Hey, click me for fun! Only... it wasn't fun this time. Q: Why must we always smile for the camera? You even see it on signs informing you that you're being surveilled. Smile, you're being watched. I like to give it the finger as I'm smiling. Edited August 29 by UsernameWithA9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 A: Because Big Brother really wanted to be a dentist instead. Brush your teeth, everybody! Q: Why do we have nightmares about our teeth falling out? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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