Pagafyr Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 A: Because Mothers all over the world needed a break from giving babies their breast milk, when babies got teeth Mothers really got busying finding food the babies wouldn't mind gnawing on instead of her nipples. Q: Whose the person that keeps moving the pot of gold around for people who want find it so they become Rich? (Most of the people I knew never thought of what they would do before finding any gold. As soon as they got some gold lining their pockets the ideas just soared out of their minds and they went off spending it all.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 A: It's that guy from the lucky charms commercial, I tried to kill him once but he can Teleport, I hate hackers. Q: Why do people make such stupid commercials for cereal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 A: To let the young know about cereals loaded with sugar so they will drive their Mother mad at the grocery store because she knows that children who still have their tonsil that eat too much sugar can cause them to end up having Tonsilitis. Commercial artists need money too. Q: If you could mine for gold where would you take it to trade it for money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 A: I heard Goblins can do that for you. Q: Why don't fish drown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 A: Fish drown when the oxygen in their water is all used up. My first gold fish died because I didn't refresh the water in the bowl the next morning I had it. When I came home from grade school the gold fish was floating belly up in the little half gallon fish tank. That little bowl of water holds only enough air for one day. Or an air pump needs to continuously replenish the oxygen to the water to keep the fish from suffocating. Suffocating is the same as drowning for a fish. Q: What do quartz have to do with Gold? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 A: They are both glittery. Also, you can make jewellery with both of them. You can even make jewellery with both of them in one piece. Q: Why do wolves howl at the moon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 Because they are calling a space shuttle to bring them to the moon and back when they think they are in a savage garden. Whey is there a video game series called Guitar hero and not Triangle zero? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 A: Not enough Toad the Wet Sprocket fans to sustain it. (The "Rock Notes" version, not the RL version.) Q: Who the heck thought "Kum & Go" was a good name for a convenience store? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 A: A north american obviously, it's no better than deep fried butter. Q: If pigs fly why don't pigs have wings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 (edited) Because the bulls stole them it notably Morihaus. If I want a woman to fall in love at first sight with me during a date do I have to give her a pair of binoculars? Edited September 15 by Oblivionaddicted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now