Drakefell01 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 No just be nice, listen to her, complement her, and she will like you. And why have I never been in a relationship even though people call me a romantic? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 A: Maybe no one matches up yet? Maybe the time hasn't arrived yet? Maybe the George in another parallel universe has but not the one in this one. Or maybe another alternate George in another parallel universe is having an even worse time. If the theory of parallel universes is right then the probability is that this isn't the worst universe you could be living in... Sadly... Q: Why does one of our radio controlled weather stations think this is November 15th?* Because we're old I went on line to check... and it isn't November 15th... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 (edited) Because the persons who work in the station are impatient to see the celebration of the WW1 armistice over. If I want to create a pr0n movie featuring aliens do I have to make the shooting on Uranus? Edited October 4 by Oblivionaddicted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted September 21 Share Posted September 21 A: No! You should use a Blue Screen in your garage so it appears the actors are entangled in a Tag Football Game where everyone is grabbing at one persons butt while trying to grab the tag in the ball carriers back pocket. Q: What did the old gigolo say to his ninety something old pimp on his birthday today before the star eighty nine years young prostitute in her stretch pajamas with little paws where her boobs used to push out before they sagged and she had little colorful strings in her gray blue hear, leaning on her walker came in with the cake because the candles started the main hall doorway drapes on fire to the old hall to the back rooms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 Ans: It sounds like a Knock! Knock! joke. I was always hopeless at those so I'll say: I don't know. Question: Why is it difficult to run backwards? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 Because you are unlikely to reach the oasis where you won't look back in anger. is it possible the Kalahari desert owes its name to inspector Harry Callahan? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 Answer: It is possible Inspector Harry Callahan owes his successful career for having mentioned the Kalahari Desert in his novel. Question: Is the Kalahari Desert a really popular tourist attraction? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 A: If it is, does that mean The Gods Must Be Crazy? Q: That. ^ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 A: That is a recursive question soooo the answer is the cut... Q: Why do humans tend to see clusters? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted September 30 Share Posted September 30 A: Because the point of a cluster is a great thing. It's not a point like a philosophical theoretical conclusion. It's not a combination of threads to make a hat not a pin point. It's more spread out creating a spot seen from afar, and yet, when given a closer observation it could be a crowd clustering around waiting for the banned band banning music to start. Q: Do the lyrics from some songs inspire people that are Night Owls to become day persons and vice versa? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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