Reasonable Question, Ridiculous Answer

[Oblivionaddicted]

It all depends if said inch comes from a dwarf or a giant.

 

What came the first between the hen and the egg?

Edited November 3 by Oblivionaddicted

[Pagafyr]

A: Women all know and even accused me of being so quick at answering their pleas to please give their ways a try.  If you had as many women to tend to as roosters do chickens, I wouldn't have time for the pleas of women's wishes.  Thus it is known that, The Rooster Always comes first; before the egg after giving the hens a good pecking.

Q: Is there a Wood Chuck in your neighborhood going around chucking wood?  Whatever chucking means?

[AaronOfMpls]

A: No, but Betty Botter's bought a batch of bitter batter butter -- and sometimes she sells seashells by the seashore.

Q: We've already asked where the beef is.  Now where's the pork?

[Pagafyr]

A: The people raising the pigs are hogging it all for themselves.

Q: What are the dance steps to do the Hokey Pokey?

[Oblivionaddicted]

According to some people it is the stairway to heaven visible when you are led to the air in a Zeppelin.

 

If I say that right-wing fascism or marxism-leninism can lead to democracy while they are based on the concentration of powers is it propaganda or alternative facts?

Edited November 3 by Oblivionaddicted