tetradite Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 My imaginary pet penguin took a crap on my carpet. Now I need to clean up the imaginary poo. IIRC penguins can expel their poo more powerfully than just about anything else on the planet. EDIT: http://i49.tinypic.com/lio9x.jpg For more on this see Pressures produced when penguins pooh—calculations on avian defaecation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackRampage Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002325985/5232764557_fascinating_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirk45 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 CBS Cares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tetradite Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I wanna know how many penguin bums the writers measured to get to an average hole diameter of 8mm. And why they thought it was a good idea. Werne can you check your imaginary buddy and let us know if he's an 8mm kinda guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 I just used a vacuum to pick up the pieces of Pizza that escaped my lips because my beard got in the way. It was a horrible experience losing those luscious bits of pepperoni, tiny balls of sausage, and few sliced olives. Ooo! My taste buds just drooled at the thought of them as I was loading in the waste basket. I've learned my lesson from the natives while forging my way to resolve the age old question, "AM I the One? http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/rolleyes.gif The One doesn't stoop to pick up edible roots, edible berries, or edible tubers that are beneath him any more. I won't! I am getting really hungry here. The last cliffracer I shot down touched the ground before I could catch him. That was my last good arrow and I am out of mana potion's too. Would somebody please bring me some carrot's, potato's, and tomato's so I don't starve to death. The Neverer, the Naverine, the Navarene. Hurry I am losing my strength, my mind magic is dwindling and...ann... I WIN! http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/teehee.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werne Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 IIRC penguins can expel their poo more powerfully than just about anything else on the planet.In that case, thank god it's imaginary :biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 looooolll :teehee: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirk45 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Weaponized penguin feces ahoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 (edited) This has been a message from fake ad Tourism CanadaCome on down to Canada for a cheap tropical getaway where the temps can reach 36c on top of humidity, join us in the fun while we cook eggs on the pavement :blink: Edited July 16, 2012 by Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirk45 Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 So, um Syria. That stuff's getting real. This message brought to you by: The Amazing Spiderman, In theatres now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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