brokenergy Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 I win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirk45 Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 In other news... a lady offered to send me a picture of her genitals today.Who in the seven kingdoms would want to see genitals out of context? :yucky: To not have notice and find yourself staring at some sort of wrinkly cave :blink: , gods no. I hope you made a counter offer to test the waters by finding the weirdest most nightmarish phallus on google and sending it as reply. Well, that's what I would do were I the kind to get involved with gals that have photogenic vulvae.(settle down it's scientific) BAZINGA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K00L Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Well goodnight everyone I'm out. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vindekarr Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 (edited) It's the firts of spring here, and well gosh, nature sure realised. The trees in my garden are mostly blooming already, and for the first time in weeks, it's a beautiful sunny day, temperatures in the "absolutely perfect" zone of the high teens celcius.The weather is the thing I've most had to get used to in Melbourne, in Brisbane, where I grew up, you had 2 seasons: hot, and grey. Hot was from the second quater of spring to the third quater of summer; murderously humid with temperatures in the mid 30s celcius. Grey was the uniform dry, 20-ish C weather that appeared every other time. But in Vic you've got a full range; Summer is dry as a desert and murderously hot(35 to 40 C), but because of the very low humidity, the heat can be escaped with shade, and vanishes with the sun at about 10 PM at night. Autumn's beautiful, with temperatures dropping into the mid 20s, and trees losing leaves, winter sees subzero nights, and spring is warm, temperate and generally very pleasent. The strangest thing I've seen though, I saw last weekend. There's an old racer's tale that on Phillip Island near melbourne, the rain falls up. Now, Phillip Island is a beautiful, windy, cold island in the frigid ocean south of melbourne and the southern seaboard, it contains penguins(no, really) some beautiful cliffs, and a world famous race track of the same name. I was there last weekend doing a track day(a gathering for civvies who like racing, you bring your car, a valid CAMS licence, and a ticket and they let you loose on the track in organised races based on what you're driving, group N rules apply) and it was raining-part of the track follows the cliff edge, called Siberia, and along Siberia, I saw up-rain. Honest to god, I saw rain traveling upwards on a 30-ish degree angle. http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r535/Yurimarkov/The_coast_of_Philip_Island.jpgPic partially related; coast view from the island. Stunning. Though I do feel sorry for one of the people there-she showed up in a Mazda convertible-it must have been just a little bit over freezing and hammering rain. Frostbite, surely. Edited September 1, 2012 by Vindekarr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomis8329 Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 In other news... a lady offered to send me a picture of her genitals today.Who in the seven kingdoms would want to see genitals out of context? :yucky: To not have notice and find yourself staring at some sort of wrinkly cave :blink: , gods no. I hope you made a counter offer to test the waters by finding the weirdest most nightmarish phallus on google and sending it as reply. Well, that's what I would do were I the kind to get involved with gals that have photogenic vulvae.(settle down it's scientific) BAZINGA! Considering this was one of the first posts I read this morning it had me in stitches. Tie this in with the fact that I've just gotten rid of my last two children for the day as they are going to Alton Towers and this will be the first time in 6 weeks that I will have had total unadulterated peace... http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/happy/girl-happy-dance-smiley-emoticon.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Stop looking at ladies' tits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherAverageName Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 (edited) :mellow: Uh.................Ok............................ Edited September 1, 2012 by AnotherAverageName Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackRampage Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Stop looking at ladies' tits!Mission Impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizdarby Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Spring in Australia, it sounds wonderful. Here in the UK, we are just finishing off our summer, all 6 days of it I win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomis8329 Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 @Brokenergy: Honey they're boys/men its in their genetic coding to look at women's assets... just go with the flow lmao :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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