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Well guys, you can give me your condolences now. Why, you ask? Cause I got married. :biggrin:

 

Not a church wedding, I believe I would spontaneously combust if I were to even pass near the church, and we're both atheists so we both believe a church wedding is just a waste of money. :yes:

 

No honeymoon either, if I get any more honey I'll die from exhaution and dehidration. :cool:

 

Just a paper saying I'm her pack-mule husband and vice versa. Which would in turn mean I'm stuck with her for the rest of my life. I don't mind, she doesn't snore, smells good, knows how to cook, knows how to use a washing machine, likes to drink beer and she can make the ceiling paint fall off when she burps. What more can a man ask for? :happy:

Congratulations mate :thumbsup:

 

I think if me and mine decide to go that way that's what we would do too.

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Well guys, you can give me your condolences now. Why, you ask? Cause I got married. :biggrin:

 

Not a church wedding, I believe I would spontaneously combust if I were to even pass near the church, and we're both atheists so we both believe a church wedding is just a waste of money. :yes:

 

No honeymoon either, if I get any more honey I'll die from exhaution and dehidration. :cool:

 

Just a paper saying I'm her pack-mule husband and vice versa. Which would in turn mean I'm stuck with her for the rest of my life. I don't mind, she doesn't snore, smells good, knows how to cook, knows how to use a washing machine, likes to drink beer and she can make the ceiling paint fall off when she burps. What more can a man ask for? :happy:

Congrats. That's great.

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Well guys, you can give me your condolences now. Why, you ask? Cause I got married. :biggrin:

 

Not a church wedding, I believe I would spontaneously combust if I were to even pass near the church, and we're both atheists so we both believe a church wedding is just a waste of money. :yes:

 

No honeymoon either, if I get any more honey I'll die from exhaution and dehidration. :cool:

 

Just a paper saying I'm her pack-mule husband and vice versa. Which would in turn mean I'm stuck with her for the rest of my life. I don't mind, she doesn't snore, smells good, knows how to cook, knows how to use a washing machine, likes to drink beer and she can make the ceiling paint fall off when she burps. What more can a man ask for? :happy:

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LMAO

 

I love winning! :dance:

 

Yay, Bethie!

 

Well guys, you can give me your condolences now. Why, you ask? Cause I got married. :biggrin:

 

Not a church wedding, I believe I would spontaneously combust if I were to even pass near the church, and we're both atheists so we both believe a church wedding is just a waste of money. :yes:

 

No honeymoon either, if I get any more honey I'll die from exhaution and dehidration. :cool:

 

Just a paper saying I'm her pack-mule husband and vice versa. Which would in turn mean I'm stuck with her for the rest of my life. I don't mind, she doesn't snore, smells good, knows how to cook, knows how to use a washing machine, likes to drink beer and she can make the ceiling paint fall off when she burps. What more can a man ask for? :happy:

 

Congratulations! :biggrin:

 

 

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