slayerpaul Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Well guys, you can give me your condolences now. Why, you ask? Cause I got married. :biggrin: Not a church wedding, I believe I would spontaneously combust if I were to even pass near the church, and we're both atheists so we both believe a church wedding is just a waste of money. :yes: No honeymoon either, if I get any more honey I'll die from exhaution and dehidration. :cool: Just a paper saying I'm her pack-mule husband and vice versa. Which would in turn mean I'm stuck with her for the rest of my life. I don't mind, she doesn't snore, smells good, knows how to cook, knows how to use a washing machine, likes to drink beer and she can make the ceiling paint fall off when she burps. What more can a man ask for? :happy:Congratulations! I wish you a happy marriage! ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iv000 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Well guys, you can give me your condolences now. Why, you ask? Cause I got married. :biggrin: Not a church wedding, I believe I would spontaneously combust if I were to even pass near the church, and we're both atheists so we both believe a church wedding is just a waste of money. :yes: No honeymoon either, if I get any more honey I'll die from exhaution and dehidration. :cool: Just a paper saying I'm her pack-mule husband and vice versa. Which would in turn mean I'm stuck with her for the rest of my life. I don't mind, she doesn't snore, smells good, knows how to cook, knows how to use a washing machine, likes to drink beer and she can make the ceiling paint fall off when she burps. What more can a man ask for? :happy: Čestitam, želim vam puno sreće i veselja! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slayerpaul Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 ;Dhttp://i.minus.com/ibeA6Dbe39sM9e.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werne Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Thanks guys, at least someone says "congratulations" instead of "oh crap". My friends reacted interesting, I wasn't sure if I should laugh or stay serious though. My wife (I really need to get used to saying that) started letting out steam through her ears after this nutcase I call my best friend came to our house, when I told him we got married he put on a very serious face and said "Oh my god, I'm so sorry, you have my condolences". ;D I was sure she's gonna kill him, she had that murderous look in her eyes. luckily she didn't, I don't have a lot of good friends and this guy is the best, craziest too. Besides, it wouldn't be nice if my wife ends up in jail a day after we get married. And I got more good news, my parents disowned me because of that, removed me from the will and they said they never want to see me again. And all that because she's not from Croatia, stupid primitive biggots. The good thing is, I waited nearly 3 years for them to do that, I hate them as much as they hate me so I'm actually happy about it. :biggrin: Today is a really good day, which is very unusual, but I won't complain. :happy: Aaand now back to normal, I win. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 ;Dhttp://i.minus.com/ibeA6Dbe39sM9e.gif Heh heh, I saw the full video of that earlier. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 I win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werne Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 Nah, I win. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M48A5 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 :mellow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werne Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverDNA Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/images/planetaryattack/nukeTheSiteFromOrbit.jpg, because it is the only way to claim the win :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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