Werne Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Damn it, I should really stop chewing on crap. I chewed on my wife's earring when she told me to hold it and now I got my tongue pierced for free. :pinch: That's not what bothers me though, it's the fact that my tongue is swollen so I have to walk around like this -> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironman5000 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 :psyduck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iv000 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Is today a really really lazy day or is it just me? Or the fact that it's 31°C in my room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M48A5 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 :mellow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werne Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K00L Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Damn it, I should really stop chewing on crap. I chewed on my wife's earring when she told me to hold it and now I got my tongue pierced for free. :pinch: That's not what bothers me though, it's the fact that my tongue is swollen so I have to walk around like this -> Ouch. ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomis8329 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Pregnant women are mean. :sad:And a little insane :woot: Yeah, just a little bit... :laugh: and hormonal and wonderful and special.... ...and a little soft around the edges... :whistling: One thing to look forward to is the big increase in the mammary glandshttp://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/want/t2824.gif Oh yeah. :cool: Please remember that these "mammary glands" were for the purpose of feeding and nurturing offspring, not a grown male child of questionable age. Whilst they may get larger (an in a fair few women stay that way) please take into account the fact that your good lady wife may want to feed your child herself and once the hormones kick in in the 2nd/3rd trimester, said glands start to lactate. Honestly, it is so true about what they say about men and growing up lmao :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomis8329 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 and the tongue piercing just proves my point even more :laugh: :woot: :laugh: :woot: :laugh: :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werne Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) Pregnant women are mean. :sad:And a little insane :woot: Yeah, just a little bit... :laugh: and hormonal and wonderful and special.... ...and a little soft around the edges... :whistling: One thing to look forward to is the big increase in the mammary glandshttp://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/want/t2824.gif Oh yeah. :cool: Please remember that these "mammary glands" were for the purpose of feeding and nurturing offspring, not a grown male child of questionable age. Don't worry, I'll take good care of them. :wink: Oh, and... they may get larger (an in a fair few women stay that way) :dance: Damn it, I should really stop chewing on crap. I chewed on my wife's earring when she told me to hold it and now I got my tongue pierced for free. :pinch: That's not what bothers me though, it's the fact that my tongue is swollen so I have to walk around like this -> Ouch. ._. Yeah, my reaction at time was more like "AIEEE!!!" :psyduck: , cheap earrings but there's a damn good spring in them. By the way, my conclusion is that it's not my fault. If the manufacturer were to make them with a weaker spring, this accident never would've happened. :armscrossed: Edited July 23, 2013 by Werne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomis8329 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 but if you'd not put them in your mouth then it wouldn't have happened either. We tell children from a young age not to put things in their mouths that could damage them... I see you are regenerating somewhat since your good lady has announced her news :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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