dirk45 Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 I was in a line at the supermarket the other day, and uhm... y'know, I had all my things on the little conveyor belt there. And uh... there's a gal in front of me that is uh.. well, she's staring at me and I'm getting a little nervous and uh, she continues to stare at me. And I uh, I keep looking the other way. And then, finally she comes over closer to me and she says: "I apologise for staring, that must have been annoying. I, I... You look so much like my son, who died. I just can't take my eyes off you." And she precedes to go into her purse and she pulls out a photograph of her son who'd died. And uh, he looks absolutely nothing like me. In fact he's... Chinese. Uh... anyway, we chatted a little bit. And uh, she says: "I'm sorry, I have to ask you. Would you mind, as I leave the supermarket here, would you mind saying "Goodbye mom" to me? I, I know it's a strange request but I haven't heard my son saying "Goodbye mom" to me, and "So long" and it would mean so much to me to hear it. And uh, if you don't mind I... " And I said: "Well, you know, okay, yeah, sure. Eh.. uh... I can say that." And, and so, she uh gets her groceries all checked out. And uh, as she's going out the door she waves at me and she hollers across the store: "Goodbye son!" And I look up and I wave and I say: "Goodbye mom!" And then she goes, and uh... So I get my few things there, on the conveyor belt and the checker checks out my things. And uh, and he gives me the total and he says: "That'll be four hundred and seventy nine dollars." Uh... and I said: "Well, how is that possible! I've only got a little tuna fish, and uh some skimmed milk, and uh mustard and a loaf of bread..." He goes: "Well, well you're also paying for the groceries for your mother. She uh, told me you'd take care of the bill for her." And I said: "Well, wait a minute! That's not my mother!" And he says: "Well I distinctly heard her say as she left the store "Bye son!" and you said "Bye mom!" and so what are you trying to say here, uh..." I said: "Well, JESUS!" And I looked out into the parking lot and she was just getting into her car. And I ran out there. And she was just closing the door, and she had a little bit of her leg sticking out of the door and she was pulling away and I grabbed her leg and I started PULLING it! Just the way... I'm pulling yours... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/rolleyes.gif ____________________ http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/sweat.gif _________________________ http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/teehee.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomis8329 Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Well we are all gregarious today aren't we, telling stories and the like. Is it me or has the thread slowed down again? Come on guys we need to keep up the momentum :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Well I have been raising attention to Pizza at my Profile and fresh baked Brownies which I also know the ingredient for. Since my little tweaks of Genie Tale's only got a couple of yelps I decided to turn to food for entertainment. Ice cold fresh sparkling Spring water, Ice cold lemonade, Pizza, and finally a desert to get friends smiling and chatting about everything including the battles of Skyrim and the weather. Oh! and... I WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iv000 Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 OMG RAIN!Thank the Gods and the 9 divines and Ra and Thor and my cat and the guy who cuts the grass on public places. It is not 38°C anymore! It is NICE! I can live again! FREEDOM! <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 All of you are welcome to drop by the profile and enjoy the Frizzle frazzle of mental delight with PIZZA Ice cold fresh spring water, Lemonade and brownies. Due Drop in!http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/cool.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackRampage Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Best pixar short film evarrr: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY1_HrhwaXU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K00L Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 OMG RAIN!Thank the Gods and the 9 divines and Ra and Thor and my cat and the guy who cuts the grass on public places. It is not 38°C anymore! It is NICE! I can live again! FREEDOM! <3No fair! There's still no rain here! It rained for like 5 seconds yesterday morning... :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherAverageName Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Lol, seen that three times ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomis8329 Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 lol, love pixar films, Monsters Inc is my all time favourite "Boo?" "Kitty?" "Boo!" "Kitty!!!!" closing credits, wow where's the tissues :D :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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