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I renamed my pc to the the jet engine, because that's what it sounds like when it starts up, but soon after windows loads in 20 seconds the fan controller kicks and and slows down to normal working speed, quiet http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/dance.gif Edited by Thor.
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Poor Werne, psychosis kicking in again, Don't forget sheep with guns and c4.

Nah, goats have guns, chickens use explosives, sheep use mortars.

 

Cows use miniguns, horses are snipers and shepherds are those nasty buggers that operate tanks.

 

Gotta say, my dreams are sometimes weird even to me http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/mellow.gif

 

 

 

Anyway, last night when my dizziness stopped I had the best sex in my life http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/dance.gif

 

There was lubricant, sex toys, whipped cream, handcuffs, some awesome tingling gels, a banana and a whole lot of vibrating stuff.

There's arse-prints all over the house.

Sometimes I really like that she works in a sex shop http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/biggrin.gif

 

Now I gotta go eat to get some energy, think I'll have a banana with whipped cream for breakfast.

 

I might sterilize the banana first though.

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Sometimes I really like that she works in a sex shop http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/biggrin.gif

I looked one up in Zadar (J.R.) . The things in there are expensive >.> At least 3 times the price I saw on other websites outside of Cro.

How is it even remotely possible that my speakers + subwoofer are less expensive than a banana?

 

I get more

from my subwoofer anyway :psyduck:

 

cough

 

Thread needs less sex talk. At least until Christmas is over xD

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