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Using bananas as dildos is a bad idea!

 

unless you're poor or have a fruit fetish then it's ok

 

also reminded me of this:

 

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I'm beginning to see why people who are very young like being a Vampire in Skyrim. If I stay indoor's during the day, I can stay up all day and night.

I can just hear the father vampire talking to his children.

Father Vampire and Mother Vampire in unison, "Time for beddy bye!"

New young vampire bitten recently, "Aw! Do I have to!"

Mother Vampire, "You need to rest after your meal so you grow up big and strong."

New young vampire recently bitten, "What?! Growing up?! I'm a vampire! We are ageles!"

 

I WIN!

 

If you call me a sucker; just remember, you aren't rude or offensive in my opinion. IMO you may be my next meal. Muah ah ha ha haaa! http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/devil.gif

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I'm beginning to see why people who are very young like being a Vampire in Skyrim. If I stay indoor's during the day, I can stay up all day and night.

I can just hear the father vampire talking to his children.

Father Vampire and Mother Vampire in unison, "Time for beddy bye!"

New young vampire bitten recently, "Aw! Do I have to!"

Mother Vampire, "You need to rest after your meal so you grow up big and strong."

New young vampire recently bitten, "What?! Growing up?! I'm a vampire! We are ageles!"

 

I WIN!

 

If you call me a sucker; just remember, you aren't rude or offensive in my opinion. IMO you may be my next meal. Muah ah ha ha haaa! http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/devil.gif

 

I'm still not sure how to respond to this. :tongue:

What about werewolves? Do they technically stay up all night and day too? Or maybe they would just be nocturnal... :mellow: Would we take into consideration the fact that werewolves can transform whenever they want or would we use the lore where they only transformed at night? (Morrowind did this)

 

...I think I'm a party pooper. ;_;

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that comment coupled with the bananas being black...well ill stop now. http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/whistling.gif

 

"the morning light, hurts your eyes...."vamps are alright. a bit annoying to play in skyrim. they should have made it where you could fill bottles with blood for consumption later on.

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