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Being tough isn't the only virtue attributed to men. there are others that really matter more.

Indeed, like an ability to open a pickle jar without doing this to every fork in the house:

http://www.awakeningsconnection.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/spoon-bending.png

Thats not toughness thats technique and finesse in combination with a bit of muscles and brains (knowledge in basic physics helps too)

You said toughness is not the only virtue of men and that there are others that matter more. Opening pickle jars is a virtue, is it? :biggrin:

True But never the less skillng pickel jar opening is only second to eating the pickels. :biggrin:

Indeed.

 

Also, here's a fun fact, my girlfriend always spends at least 5 minutes trying to open a pickle jar (usually destroys a fork or two in the process) before she brings it to me. And then after I finally pop it open, she doesn't want pickles anymore because she's angry due to failing to open the jar in the first place. :mellow:

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3ec4N_HW-f0/UCuWWV92zHI/AAAAAAAAADU/GBGB0eXNYrE/s400/jackie-chan-meme1.jpg

 

There is one that needs pickle jar opening skill indeed. It doesn't need much strength to open it. Only the right uses of skills. She needs to raise her skills to level up. ;D

http://alfa.gifs-planet.com/popular/470.gif

 

I can't say she isn't trying to raise her skills, even excels at some, but she sucks at opening jars.

 

She was rather successful in raising her one-handed skill to 100 with a meat tenderized though, the door on my poor oven was brutally violated in the process but she doesn't seem to care much about that. The reason for that violence - there was a spider on the oven door handle. And she missed it. :facepalm:

Sheesh... She has a terrible aiming skill too ? She may need glasses for that...

For the jar show her this method ( it is only one of many, but it will work for her.)

Nah, she can aim quite well actually, it's just that the spider she was hunting down is bloody resilient. I once stomped on one of his kind with a boot and it just kept going. :blink: And she actually did miss it a few times. :biggrin:

 

And a woman opening a jar? Judging by my life experience, either that video is edited or someone else opened the jar beforehand. The only woman I saw actually opening a jar is this one girl in my squad, a mechanic, once saw her pulling out a Pinzgauer's engine with her bare hands. A good shot too, she can hit a soup spoon at 70m with a Kalashnikov, 7 out of 11 rounds hit it. She's the only one that opened a jar and I've seen no other woman do it.

Edited by Werne
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXlFUEgkk5s

TAKE MY MONEY!!!! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
Silicon Knights is back, they did make some quality stuff back in the day.

Can't wait until the 6th, that's when it'll be launched on Kickstarters or something else. but hey its all good and dandy. I'm all for it.

Even the website isn't even up yet.

 

next we need a Fzerogx reboot, then I'll be happier then a clam :biggrin:

Edited by Thor.
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http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_images/underground/attachicon.gifthe mellow smiley sml.jpg

Lol

 

Good night everyone, I'm going to sleep.

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