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This made me laugh

 

"Microsoft will reverse course on their DRM policies for Xbox One, dropping their 24-hour Internet check-in requirement and all restrictions on used games."

 

This just proves how pathetic they are. Trying to force feed something down their fanbase's throat and after more than half of them gives up on the Xbox they put their tail between their legs and stop that force-feeding experiment in order to not absolutely fail.

 

Laughable and pathetic, they already lost. By this gesture they may have won a bit of their fans back, but lost a huge amount of respect.

 

//rant v2

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One hint: Valium 1.3 and runing the driver Viagra 2.0 will set Father3.0 to constant rebot mode until subscripts in data Folder dontMix have run all scripts of the hornyhibernation .sh. It is not adviced or nessary to run both drivers at the same time on Father 3.0 :mellow:

Viagra package is unnecessary, we thought of implementing it once the OS reaches OldAge 7.0 but it may be redundant. Mixing Valium 1.3 and Viagra 2.0 packages would result in a terrible conflict and inevitable crash of Husband 2.0.4, besides, there is no need for the second package.

 

ASIWASACHILD.COM can be recompiled and itegrated for I'm_Still_A_Big_Child-3.2.7.tar.bz2 the advantage is that the data can be set to spit screen in or on run on two monitors at the same time while the complex package child_rearing-1.2.3 is runing simultaniusly which will result in a better preformance of the Awersomeness-1.3-dev.deb package by at least 20%. :whistling:

Baby_Holding-0.3.3 gets easy if you find out the specific comandline parameters to set baby to sleep modus; thsi is will get child 1.0 to silencer modus whitch is less noisy. Unfortunatly aditonal versions of the Child program may require some tweaks and twists of the parameters set. :thumbsup:

Changing-Diapers-0.1.2 ist recomendet to run with Protectshunglasses_100%Watertight.sh and Facemask_100%.sh or you can use the combined script of Gasmask.sh and itis also recomended to have either the scripts Water-2U.sh and Soap-2U.sh or rubber-gloves4U.sh. I suggset testing of ancient Poweder.sh for incompatibilities before starting its use on the 1st run. :nuke:

Changing-Diapers-0.1.2 can be Simulated with the application of BabydollNo.8 v1 if there is any old version still instald in the program Household.2ndchance. 3.2.1 (this might be instaled with Wife 2.0 somewhere and it is mostly ancient) there one major diffrence between the two progreams you should be aware of, BabydollNo.8 v1 is stactic on surface while the later use of Changing-Diapers-0.1.2 is on a dynamic surface of child 1.0. :ermm:

ASIWASACHILD.COM is buggy and the code is terribly written so we deemed it beyond our ability to repair and in the end replaced it. Besides, I'm_Still_A_Big_Child-3.2.7 has been running stable for years now. Although, Wife 2.0.1 reports that package is making module Husband 2.0.4 act like Child 1.0. ;D

 

Hmm, Baby_Holding-0.3.3 could be solved by setting Child 1.0 to inactive mode, but the question remains, how? Hmm... maybe like this:

#!/bin/bash
if [ "$(pidof Child-1.0 --awake)" ]; then
   if [ -f /usr/bin/Warm_Milk ]; then
      sudo sh /usr/bin/Warm_Milk
      sudo service Child-1.0 --awake stop
      sudo Child-1.0 --asleep
   else
      cat ~/.rocking_crib
      sudo service Child-1.0 --awake stop
      sudo Child-1.0 --asleep
   fi
else
    echo "Child is already asleep."
fi

Yes, I believe that would do it. :happy:

 

We already have BabydollNo.8 v1 as test build for Changing-Diapers-0.1.2, most test runs of Changing-Diapers-0.1.2 ended with You_Messed_Up=y error and That's_The_Baby's_Head=Facepalm, but there was success a few times. :biggrin:

 

If it dosn't work at first dont be discuraged recompiling is possible. I don't need to metion more becasue I know you are an expirenced user.

If there's one thing we know how to do, it's compiling. :cool:

 

Normaly the beta version of Father-in-law is bugriden till you upgrade your OS to Wife 2.0 the patch instaled with Wife 2.0 solves 90% problems and the rest is easy accessibel through some tweaks. :ermm:

Father-in-law package was stable ever since the initial release, the Mother-in-law package is another thing entirely. :rolleyes:

 

Beer-6.0 is rather slow working package. local generated packages are available form various distrubutors. For my own knowlege I endorse one of the following packages:

Badel_šljivovica 1.0

Kruškovac_Svatovski 1.0

NIM_Julischka 3.0

Using all together will result in a compiled package HorribleHangover.6.4.dev.deb and will get either Mother-in-law package into whisper modus or shouting mode (depends on general settings of Mother-in-law). :dry:

 

Another evil solution for a buged Mother-in-law is the following :

if Mother-in-law pakage asks for implemetaion of the script nonalcoholicDRINK01.sh you recompile the following scripts with the last package in the list:

StandartnonalcoholicDrinkinbottle.sh

emtyglas.sh

Akvinta_Vodka v02cl package

the result might be repeated some more with aditional recomnpilation of aditonal nonalcoholicDRINK.sh the effect will be someway like this packages Funnycomments.TG2.0

Giggles 4.7

DanceonTable. 1.8

fallfromTable 0.99

The interface structure of Mother-in-law is much more accessible through this procedure. However the bugs of Mother-in-law are reduced or diverted to some usefullness and might be fun to watch. ;D

The local generated packages are not so effective, but the home-made packages like Višnjevača-85-perc-alch work like a charm. The Beer-6.0 is just a dummy package in order to generate a conflict between Mother-in-law and Father-in-law packages. Mother-in-law goes into temporary shouting mode but once it stops, the output power and work speed is increased by 200% to compensate for Father-in-law module crash.

 

I have tried to recompile the nonalcoholicDRINK.sh but so far it was unsuccessful. The Vodka-* packages are easily detected by Mother-in-law monitoring submodule while Ethanol-0.96-dev could cause a possible kernel panic. However, I found that by compiling an alcoholicDRINK.sh script for Husband 2.0.3 reduces the effect of bugs on the system, or at least the specific module. :biggrin:

 

 

I'm starting to hate Microsoft slowly, everybody should switch to Linux.

 

That's my motto. :thumbsup:

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omglol

 

Microsoft is making a new Zoo Tycoon game.

 

 

 

 

AND ITS EXCLUSIVE TO THE XBOX

 

That strategy game you know, that got released on PC a long long time ago and was only on PC?

 

Yeah they're making that only for consoles. A strategy game that was on PC and gathered a huge fanbase there, now console exclusive.

 

f*** you Microsoft.

 

What now? Age of Empires 4 will be Xbox One exclusive right? I bet Fable 4 will be Xbox exclusive too. And if they make a Black & White 3 then that will also be Xbox One exclusive, but with Kinect support, so you can wiggle your balls in front of it and watch how the game map gets destroyed by earthquakes.

 

I'm starting to hate Microsoft slowly, everybody should switch to Linux.

 

 

 

rant;

}

 

 

From what I've read, the producers of Fable knew they made a humongous mistake limiting Fable 2 to console as it was not received well. I believe that any future games are to be available on PC due to the furor after the Fable 2 debacle lol.

 

However on saying that, there have been articles saying that the next Fable game may be an upgrading of Fable 1. Now I don't know whether to be pleased or scared about that as I thoroughly enjoyed 1 and 3 (couldn't play 2 as it was on console lol). So long as the stories run in a way that makes sense and the stories follow one to another with little or no inconsistency, I will be as happy as a jay bird. We'll see I guess. This is much the way with a series of games DA is proof of this and hopefully 3 will tie up a lot of loose ends from 2 lol. The Witcher series has been amazingly good following seamlessly through so I'm hoping 3 will tie it all together beautifully, although I'm sure it will still leave us wanting more as this is the last one.

 

For any game, we have to wait and see what happens I guess :D

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omglol

 

Microsoft is making a new Zoo Tycoon game.

 

 

 

 

AND ITS EXCLUSIVE TO THE XBOX

 

That strategy game you know, that got released on PC a long long time ago and was only on PC?

 

Yeah they're making that only for consoles. A strategy game that was on PC and gathered a huge fanbase there, now console exclusive.

 

f*** you Microsoft.

 

What now? Age of Empires 4 will be Xbox One exclusive right? I bet Fable 4 will be Xbox exclusive too. And if they make a Black & White 3 then that will also be Xbox One exclusive, but with Kinect support, so you can wiggle your balls in front of it and watch how the game map gets destroyed by earthquakes.

 

I'm starting to hate Microsoft slowly, everybody should switch to Linux.

 

 

 

rant;

}

 

From what I've read, the producers of Fable knew they made a humongous mistake limiting Fable 2 to console as it was not received well. I believe that any future games are to be available on PC due to the furor after the Fable 2 debacle lol.

 

However on saying that, there have been articles saying that the next Fable game may be an upgrading of Fable 1. Now I don't know whether to be pleased or scared about that as I thoroughly enjoyed 1 and 3 (couldn't play 2 as it was on console lol). So long as the stories run in a way that makes sense and the stories follow one to another with little or no inconsistency, I will be as happy as a jay bird. We'll see I guess. This is much the way with a series of games DA is proof of this and hopefully 3 will tie up a lot of loose ends from 2 lol. The Witcher series has been amazingly good following seamlessly through so I'm hoping 3 will tie it all together beautifully, although I'm sure it will still leave us wanting more as this is the last one.

 

For any game, we have to wait and see what happens I guess :biggrin:

 

Yup.

 

There's a Fable HD remake in the works atm.

And guess what? Console exclusive, most likely. "Fable Anniversary is not in development for PC, Lionhead Studios confirmed today." -Gamespot

 

Complete BS, nothing more to say.

 

It's the same with Halo.

 

Fable and Halo made fans on PC, then they just wiggled over to consoles and everybody forgot the PC versions. Even the Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary version, which is a HD remake of the PC original, was console exclusive. I bet Fable Anniversary will be exactly the same.

 

I support things like The Witcher 2, where it's focused on PC and then later ported over to consoles. That game was a major success in every possible way.

 

Just meh at Microsoft, again. Meh, meh, meh.

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