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And I was heaving fun with my boyfriend, then played games and now I'm thinking of either reading a book, do some programming and design or continue playing.

 

And since it's vacation I may just do the latter :D

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I'm bored so here's a "too much information" post for you guys. :biggrin:

 

I just ate three bananas, they smelled strange, like fish, but tasted good so I ate them. And then, while I was chewing on the second one, I remembered why those bananas smelled like that. You see, my wife and I had sex last night and we... *ahem*... "abused" those bananas. :whistling:

 

Needles to say, they ended up in a strange body opening that smells like fish (I think you know where :P). But then again, my mouth was in the same place last night, so I kept eating, the bananas tasted good after all and I had nothing else to eat.

 

Point of this story: It's a pity to throw away good fruit. :wink:

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My boyfriend likes to tease me and deep-throat a banana when he eats them.

Well, when my wife does that, it's usually followed by the sentence "Right here, right now!" after which I obey and we often destroy furniture.

 

Note: I once bet against her, I told her I don't think she can push a silicone tube all the way down her throat. I lost the bet, and once I came home, I measured the tube - 32.3cm long, 4.7cm wide. :woot: And that's why I started dating her. :cool:

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